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Nerd. Exvangelical. Artist.

[The Eras Tour @tswifterastour]

🚨| Travis Kelce after seeing Taylor Swift for the first time since his Super Bowl win!

"Come here girl" 🥺

https://t.co/ZyADdtgpmL

[whitney @its_whitney]

me going from couch nap to my actual bed

[NFL @NFL]

Icon. @TaylorSwift13

#SBLVIII

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Decided to use my 3D printer to figure out how the hell we’re doing this.

[olive ✨💍 @swordhobbit]

sauron when he spies frodo and sam sneaking across mordor

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

if you used to think the bible actually stood for “basic instructions before leaving earth” then you have religious trauma now

[Travis View @travis_view]

The fact that moderation on Twitter is governed by the whims of one immature guy recalls the early days of web forums, when you might get the banhammer because the 19-year-old admin broke up with his girlfriend that morning.

[big boy online @idonotbleed]

eye doctor: you have astigmatism

me: astigma balls in your mouth

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

this is probably the craziest breaking bad meme i’ve ever seen

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

*youth pastor voice*

“spotify wrapped this. spotify wrapped that. do you know who was *wrapped* in a manger because there was no room at the inn?”

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

I’m jealous of Elon Musk’s kids. They’re the only people who never have to hear from him.

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

where was gondor when twitter fell?

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

The Elon Musk fandom is 100% composed of the guys on the right

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the news is reporting on which states have the angriest swifties

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

The 90s are in. We’re taking it to Xanga 🤣

[allison @taybeautifulll]

the fact that the tour is completely sold out & tickets are being held hostage for like $10k-$80k on stubhub is actually fucking insane like this is the first time anything like this has ever happened, late stage capitalism is really something 🤯 #TheErasTour

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Ticketmaster is destroying live music.

Their scam fees now cost as much as 78% of a ticket. They control the events, the venues, even the artists.

There’s a movement pushing the Justice Department to take on their monopoly.