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[simi @simi_so_la]

I wrote something about Wizkid’s new album. I hope you like😉 https://t.co/DwcuZ3xVxQ

[simi @simi_so_la]

@halfbakedpasta Go to the gym!😂

[Klo Yo @dedebaake]

Nothing has been funny

[MaziTundeEdnutfan @originalproflle]

“All the corpers and staffs wey go dey in-charge of polling units, if you like come on Election Day to do magic.

My chest dey bleed, I no get choice, no t try am o!…..”

[Moe @Mochievous]

I am having a cognitive dissonance with Lagos. I’m very careful not to say Nigeria. We all know the economy is bad (this is probably my worst year as a business) but there’s also a certain way i’ve seen money being spent that is isn’t matching with the reality on paper.

[aunty dolapo💋 @dolapospov]

i feel so bad when someone texts me with so much enthusiasm and it’s one of those days i don’t feel like talking😔😔

[keebahhhh🧚‍♀️ @alawiyeeee]

january me was so full of hope.

june me is just a survivor. 😭😂

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

me: i will go to sleep right after this chapter.
the author: ends the chapter on a massive cliffhanger that changes the entire plot.
me: well, guess i'm seeing the sunrise.

[Cultural Baddie @banksofcalgary]

@baddestchef 😭

[jade.solaa._ @The_goshigurl]

How do you people know road in this Lagos 😭I’m always drawing map in my head trying to connect places together

[Coinvo @Coinvo]

JUST IN: 🇳🇬 IMF has told the Nigerian government to impose fuel and telecom taxes on Nigerians, to increase government revenue.

Nigeria is currently the number 1 country with the lowest quality of life.

[A L A J A✨ @theylovelaja_]

I just finished reading The Silent Patient and it was sooo good!!

[Mr. Czar @Mrczar_]

Today I learnt that If a wealthy man’s son commits a crime in Nigeria and gets sentenced to prison, they’ll raid poor neighborhoods, pick up an innocent boy, and swap him in.

The rich kid goes home & the poor kid serves the sentence. This is why most of those raids happen.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“Tinubu is not the owner of Nigeria, he’s not a lord, he’s just a public servant, Nigeria has been here before him, if he doesn’t resign honourably, we’re going to resign him through voting 🗳️. We’re not scared of t£argas and bull£ts”

- Abuja protesters says

[Oluwaseunfunmi_ Akins @bidemi_akins]

This is the breakdown of my hospital bills and the outstanding balance as of today. I would be deeply grateful for any support, assistance, or contribution towards my treatment. 8146203234 moniepoint

[Oluwaseunfunmi_ Akins @bidemi_akins]

Please, I am begging you in the name of God, help me. I don’t want to die. I have suffered so much because of cancer. It has taken so much from me already. I need help to continue my treatment. Pls have mercy on me. 8146203234 moniepoint

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“We’re not going again, please turn back, bluud of Jesus, Jesus help us” 😭💔

People scream out inside plane on air as Massive Turbulence hit their 6:40am Flight to Port Harcourt from Lagos

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

“I am appealing to the government to help me. It has been one month since my husband was kidn@pped” — Wife of abd¥cted Oyo teacher cries out for help

[Aliyahhhh @Aliyahbolanle]

until it happens to you, you will think you are very careful, very responsible, very smart, very religious, very mature, very private, very etc.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“We’re not here to joke around , we’re here to protest and it’s long overdue, they’ve k!dnapp£d and kp@!d too many of us, it has happened in kaduna, kebbi, Zamfara, borno, Oyo, Kwara, ogun. Every single day, it’s n@d news in Nigeria and we’re here to say no and out an end to ins£curity today”

- Falz addressing the protesters this morning in Lagos