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[cats are my people 🇨🇦 @simlione]

Unfollowing the fuck faces is self care bro.

[cats are my people 🇨🇦 @simlione]

@Kristinartz Whatever my mom smoked cuz i definitely knicked it from her pack

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

A cat is a cat, no matter the size.. 😅

[Larry’s Twin 99 @LarrysTwin99]

If I can’t make it about me, then I’m not interested.

[ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ @iGreenGod]

Sometimes the most honest answer is simply:

“Trust me, you don’t want to know.”

[cats are my people 🇨🇦 @simlione]

@iGreenGod @NCal1g1rl7 Pj bottoms and a tank top

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@saniyafatma1278 At one time I had three black cats but one of them wouldnt get on the bed if the other two were on it. She was neurotic. But of course black cats can sleep on my bed. All the cats on my bed.

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@DammitBits Woah hold on a sec.

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@cutiemcfly007 Awe 🥰

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Dear restaurants,

Bring back the physical menus. Nobody wants to be scanning QR codes when they're hungry.

Regards: The whole world.

[Cats That Make You Go Awww @CuteAdorableCat]

Me watching a random person park in front of my house

[cats are my people 🇨🇦 @simlione]

@CuteAdorableCat Exactly. I get so self righteous 🤣

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@AnneHatfieldVO I’ve seen a few dead bodies. It really doesn’t matter. Sorry 😞

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@catsareblessing My one cat def thinks I’m his mom. Kneading and sucking my fingers. My other cats just know me as ‘the feeder’

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@TheFigen_ He’ll get it eventually. Cats are amazing hunters.

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@iGreenGod That’s me and my gf when we would get drunk on the weekends. We weren’t courting tho.

[ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ @iGreenGod]

My doctor says rubbing coffee grounds on your naked body helps prevent cellulite.

Apparently, you can’t do it in Starbucks.

And now the cops are here…

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

Weddings are so over the top nowadays, they cost almost as much as a divorce.

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@Allystreasures1 @ThrillaRilla369 I had one kid. I likened the pain to being stabbed in the belly with a sword that’s on fire.

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@ThrillaRilla369 Child birth.

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@Rainmaker1973 What a sweet cat