Simon Something

Dr. GoNoGo - Highly caffeinated bonobo & computer brogrammer, optimizing @Wonderland - We’re hiring! 0xfa4c56ea

[Simon Something @simon_something]

Why Are We Here?

[Bankless @Bankless]

LIVE NOW -- Why Are We Here? Exploring the Core of Crypto-Anarchism | Arjun Bhuptani

@arjunbhuptani gives one of the best non-technical talks at the Bankless Summit. Everyone in crypto needs to hear it.

Arjun explains the first principle concept of Crypto-Anarchism & outlined a compelling argument for its role in addressing today’s societal challenges.

[DARC @DARCStandard]

DARC is the operational security standard for digital assets, built for continuous compliance.

Here's what it covers. 🧵

[Wonderland @Wonderland]

For years, we've been implementing opsec standards internally and pushing the same recommendations to every client we work with.

With recent exploits, we saw a gap in the market that we were fit to address. So we teamed up with @_SEAL_Org and studied the last 100 opsec incidents in digital assets.

That became the foundation for DARC.

We are proud to introduce the @DARCStandard: Digital Asset Risk & Compliance.

[Simon Something @simon_something]

@odysseas_eth *wasabi enters the chat*

https://t.co/8Dq76M9eeS

[PeckShield Inc. @peckshield]

It seems the admin key of @wasabi_protocol has been compromised with the estimated loss of $5.5m across multiple chains, including ETH, BASE, BLAST, and BERA chains.

Here is the related tx to add the malicious admin:
https://t.co/e4scPX1VQg

[Brian Pak @brian_pak]

Time to talk about this one.

CopyFail (CVE-2026-31431) — a 732-byte Python script that roots every Linux distro shipped since 2017. 🧵

[Simon Something @simon_something]

@WatcherGuru Audits catch contract bugs. They don't catch the 10 other ways your org gets rekt -> operational standards are the moat

https://t.co/8pSS7ncaRX

[Matias Nisenson @MatiasNisenson]

Exploits are the symptom, the lack of operational standards is the problem.

If you're afraid your company might be next, let's chat.

We built something to harden your defense.

[Matias Nisenson @MatiasNisenson]

Exploits are the symptom, the lack of operational standards is the problem.

If you're afraid your company might be next, let's chat.

We built something to harden your defense.

[Simon Something @simon_something]

@BGatesIsaPyscho @grok how is this different from a low-emission zone in other cities?

[Wonderland @Wonderland]

A few weeks ago at ETHCC, we ran the Wonderland CTF.

Solutions are now live ⚔️

If you got stuck (or want to go deeper), this is the full breakdown.

https://t.co/1rgXRod3zC

[Simon Something @simon_something]

@tayvano_ @bajpaiharsh244 Dedicated MacOS on an external SSD counts as alien-type behaviour?

[barnabe.eth @barnabemonnot]

300+ days? Let’s make this quicker.
interop-sdk is ready to integrate.
Interoperable names will go hard.

https://t.co/BvYFQdc30Y

[EthCC - Ethereum Community Conference @EthCC]

Be sure to visit our amazing diamond sponsor @Wonderland in their gorgeous booth before the end of EthCC[9] 💎

We're so grateful for their support this year!

[Simon Something @simon_something]

@Montyly This is amazing! I just ran it on my coffee machine and it didn't found one but 3 (three!) 0-days!

Security researchers will hate you for this!

[Simon Something @simon_something]

@functi0nZer0 Wonderland too 🤝

[Simon Something @simon_something]

@cyber_steppe @functi0nZer0 Not the same wonderland *at all*...

[Simon Something @simon_something]

There is only one Wandronlond.

[Matias Nisenson @MatiasNisenson]

This is @Wonderland

[Simon Something @simon_something]

@MatiasNisenson @Wonderland We built a growth engine for people who recognize logos faster than they read handles, and here is what it taught me about SaaS.

[Simon Something @simon_something]

Happy Chat Control Day to everyone who celebrates!

[Wonderland @Wonderland]

The Wonderland CTF in Cannes will be the first of its kind.

⚔️ Introducing The Arena: An in-person, high-stakes challenge where one teammate steps in alone.

No AI. No internet. No help. Just you, your terminal, and the clock.

You spend points to enter. Win, and it shifts the leaderboard.

This changes how the CTF is won. Skill decides.

[Wonderland @Wonderland]

Wonderland CTF prizes are in: $30,000 on the line.

$15k, $10k & $5k for the top 3.

Plus a few surprises. May the best teams win.

[Wonderland @Wonderland]

The rabbit hole keeps going deeper.

Also sponsoring the Wonderland CTF:
@envio_indexer
@PashovAuditGrp
@therealgregoAI
@rv_inc