Si

Dad, runner, drone ‘pilot’, taker of photographs & a lover of whisky. former fatty - around 28kg from my heaviest to my lightest. finding beauty in the mundane

[Si @simonch1103]

@PizzaExpress I'm just back from Tesco and I've never felt so betrayed. Where's my garlic butter, man!?

[Si @simonch1103]

@PizzaExpress just got back from Tesco and I've never felt so betrayed - where's my garlic butter, man!?

[Si @simonch1103]

@rainbowchaser79 @AlanwithanA How my granny used to speak 😂

[Si @simonch1103]

@scottish_water our water is out - St Cyrus, is this planned?

[Si @simonch1103]

@StefApril @seaningle Reading the report on the marathon investigation website, the allegations are pretty hard to deny!

[Si @simonch1103]

@Whiffenpuff Picolax 🙈 an experience I’ll never forget. Amazing how you can have a sip of water which is somehow multiplied to a litre in your bowel, pressurised to 6bar and super heated before being projected from you.

[Si @simonch1103]

@rainbowchaser79 Noooo!!!! I live on eggs! Poached eggs every morning, omelet for lunch quite often! Egg mayo…

[Si @simonch1103]

@Fionasstalker I’m a bloke, I also go to the back - I’m a proper sweaty bastard, nobody needs to see that. Generally the back bikes fill up first and then people work towards the front - men and women alike from what I’ve seen!

[Si @simonch1103]

@WeAreOpenreach Perfect! Thank you

[Si @simonch1103]

@WeAreOpenreach engineers were installing fibre optic infrastructure in my village and they said it would be live straight away. Your website says it isn’t available and there are no plans to implement it. Can i have some more information please? Happy to DM

[Si @simonch1103]

@WeAreOpenreach I’ve done that form and i got an email saying there weren’t even any plans to implement it in my area which contradicts what the guy who was installing it said! I’m hoping to find out what has just been installed and what it means for us

[Si @simonch1103]

@rainbowchaser79 @Barcajim3 “What are you doing in the loch anyway” 😂😂😂

[Andy Gibson @AndyGibsonTV]

STORM BABET: It's been advised that you only travel if absolutely necessary.
Parts of Stonehaven is currently without electricity.
#Stonehaven #Aberdeenshire #Grampian #StormBabet

[Si @simonch1103]

@AndreaHWatt @UKRunChat Amazing Andrea! A performance to be proud of. Glad I made the cut on Twitter as well 😂

[Si @simonch1103]

@akilpin I feel you. Did my first triathlon recently and think I’m putting in 10x the effort of someone good who’s going the same speed. I need some coaching lessons I think!!

[Si @simonch1103]

@TUIUK They definitely went the extra mile - even writing their own names on a card! Please make sure my comments make it to wherever they need to go. ❤️

[Si @simonch1103]

@TUIUK thanks to your lovely staff on TOM1325 today! Isla was delighted when the cabin crew announced her birthday on the tannoy and asked the rest of the flight to wish her a happy birthday also! Such a lovely touch which made the perfect ending to our holiday

[Si @simonch1103]

@flokimcpace @AberdeenCC 2 of them!? Woah. Digger must have been dusty from all the passing traffic on the other side, that’s all the action it’s seen.