Simon

I don't take naps

[Simon @simondiprofio]

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[tøia 🏒🦈 @tinyclancy]

slay

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Populism is a hell of a drug.

[Doug Wanoy @festive2018]

Posted on the FB group Pickleball for Beginners that’s heating up but not getting real help. Hopefully someone else in my situation can share some advise with tourament cost.

[hk 🛸 @wyahk]

traffic be dumb as hell cause what that first person in line be doing

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Fuck you im never listening to Stairway to Heaven or any more of your dumbass songs ever again

[Simon @simondiprofio]

She's running for president not the pope

[Simon @simondiprofio]

Have Americans not figured out separation of church and state yet?

[Matt Wallace @MattWallace888]

Never forget that on January 8th, 2004 Kamala Harris intentionally chose not to use a Bible when swearing in as San Francisco's new district attorney.

If she is allowed to take office, she will the only non-Christian President in the history of the United States.

She never talks about God or Prayer at rallies. Her husband promised in a private donor meeting to remove the Christian symbolism from the White House. She once scolded people publicly for using the phrase “Merry Christmas”

Please send this to every Christian you know, especially if they are planning to vote for her. We absolutely can not have someone so far removed from God as the first female President!

[Sam @SamOnBirdApp]

"If you gave an infinite amount of monkeys and infinite amount of time"
> Finite time
> Finite monkeys

[BR41N @theGreatPundo]

What the fuck is Friends about???

[lewys piper 🇵🇸 @generalquixote]

me when a small army of draculas is coming my way:

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

did he burglarize the Wii bowling alley

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Just realized this was in Germany. We have to make sure this guy becomes an artist it’s important

[Thomas White @len0killer]

If I was in charge of the treasury I would put my buddies on the penny for a couple weeks at a time just to fuck with them

[Danny Barry @TheDannyBarry]

One of life’s underrated joys is meeting a friend of a friend that you’ll never see again. You drunkenly learn too much about each other, have a great time, follow each other on Instagram, and never speak again. It’s magic.

[Booseephus ⊙ @booseephus]

The CEO of Boeing after finding out about the whistleblowers death

[Simon @simondiprofio]

Once I get my haircut it's over for you hoes

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours