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Builder, ex Sunday league footballer, poor golfer, average skier

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@amazing_physics 21

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@_Deez_Games @weare_stoke @JonWalters19 😂

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@NoContextHumans

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@plinketyplink2 Is it that fucker who was knocking about in protaras last summer??😬 he was wank! 🤨

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@bunkernumber1 Must be desperate for a sausage roll!

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@GoalsXtra Steven Nzonzi

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What a goal @aptchamadeu

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@premierleague @SportsPeteO @FIFPRO No Harry Kane? Unbelievable 🤯

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@InterestingSTEM @xKnowledgeBANK A penis

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@stokecity Gutted we didn’t see enough of him but best of luck Sol

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@StokeLoudProud A couple more decent signings and it will be top 12 if not higher but right now I’ll be pessimistic (realistic)

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@fesshole You never had a big sesh & a curry on a Friday bro??? 😂

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@bryan_onymous @fesshole Only the dumb fuckers

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@FredsFarm247 Seeds and skin of the melon?

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@SCFCRetro How can 1 pic make you so happy and so pissed off at the same time 😤

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@aptchamadeu Based on the last 2 games I reckon Stoke could beat England

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@PurelyFootball Why?

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@stokecity Shit!

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@TheSecretScout_ Too slow for the championship right now, I wish we’d left him with Walsall, would have been better for his development and their promotion chances but I get that when we recalled him we were really low on attacking options, I think it was a lose lose situation

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@SCFCArchie Robert Huth, we’re so fucking weak at the back