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IT Guy, Cryptx, Pickler, braaier, gadgets, twisties, wine and tasty things. Views are my own, duh. Bokke for life.

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@CiroDeSiena I figured. Maybe put it on the Merc :) And get LOUDAF for the Lumina.

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@ishtCrayCray Looks like a proper weekend, winter must end so I can go camp again.

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@tim_meh87 That one oke must be from Cape Town, he is dressed like he is expecting floods.

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@ginnydmm By all means, criticise the DA when they fail. But this is a little desperate. The rivers and dams are so full of flood detritus and sediment following the storm. One cannot sensibly plan for a storm like that. Completely unreasonable. Come on.

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@lolsielove Flippen heroes, all of them.

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Lol. What gave it away? The flying cats or the flying dogs?

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@normanbuntzhsb @CollinRugg @Slickydog1 Poes.

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@gregknill @Abramjee Focus, Greg, how do you think people get to those houses?

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Should be required reading for anyone who manages a South African but isn’t one.

[Gary Meyer @garymeyerca]

https://t.co/MxEh6sdnMa

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@garymeyerca I really feel seen.

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Dear @Leon_Schreib @HomeAffairsSA - a week later, the phones still do not work. How are citizens supposed to find out of their documents are ready except for queuing for hours?? Not SMS received in the promised time frame?

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Dear @Leon_Schreib @HomeAffairsSA Your 0800 number does not work, nor does the HQ number, or the number I found online for Wynberg HA. How do I contact you to query an unabridged marriage cert I requested on 13 January 2026? No SMS received. Thanks

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MAKE. IT. MAKE. SENSE.

[Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy]

10/10. No notes.

[Shishir @ShishirShelke1]

Artemis II crew is thousands of miles away from Earth

And they’re asking ground crew for help because they have two versions of Microsoft Outlook open and neither is working

This scene is now canon 😭

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Dear @Leon_Schreib @HomeAffairsSA Your 0800 number does not work, nor does the HQ number, or the number I found online for Wynberg HA. How do I contact you to query an unabridged marriage cert I requested on 13 January 2026? No SMS received. Thanks

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@BrendanSeery1 @SATechExplored It's a mix of the completely inept and incompetent S.I.T.A. plus tenders being awarded to the lowest bidder who then "outsources" to someone even less qualified.

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@ShellsPemBroke Billy Elliot buffed up.

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@RepMikeLevin @ylecun Agreed. Also, I hereby petition to declare his wanton use of capitalization a capital crime.

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@CyrilRamaphosa Remind us how many years it took to “fix” load shedding?

[Lu_Guy @LuGuy20]

2006-R100= 530units; 2016-R100= 92units; 2026(from april)-R100= 14units.
This statement alone should justify rioting & shutdown of all economic activity in protest. Absolute Madness this!