@paulwellerHQ cognescenti / @GomezTheBand aficionado
(Procrastinating) lay member of the "Church of the Latter-Day Dude."
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#FBPE#IStandWithUkraine
After a couple days of thought; I've decided to depart this swamp.
The bots, the racists, the angry & the dim, will crow victorious about taking Twitter back from the woke; only to discover what has survived no longer has value or merit.
#Xodus
🔗@simonjmason.bsky.social
A lot of people say awful things about Katie Hopkins.
But here she is proving how fragrant she is.
Her demeanour is virginal with a slight smell of sherry. Her moisture is captivating & her ridges flap about giving succour to all.
Our Princess Di
Our cheesy chips
Our Shergar.
❤️
Can only begin to imagine how many front pages and how many of the trash TV talk shows would go to town if any senior Labour politician did this. Two tier press.
@Nigel_Farage@England Nigel Farage is such a man of the people, that he arranged for everyone he was in the pub with to watch England play Denmark in 2024, to get back together in the same clothes to watch England play Croatia in the 2026 World Cup.
What a guy!
It’s By-Election Week. And not only am I the only candidate to offer a manifesto for #Makerfield, I’m presenting it via the majesty of Ceefax. Behold! #MakerfieldGreatAgain#VoteBinface
Here is my campaign flyer for the #Makerfield by-election. Unlike the Green Party I’ve made mine electronic only, to help save the environment. #LoveEarth#VoteBinface
Hey guys, I don’t do this very often but I need a favour:
During Trump 1.0, @Ty___Webb built a following of 30K+ by relentlessly calling out Trump’s corruption, insanity & bullshit. Like many, he rage quit after November 2024.
Please give him a follow and help him rebuild!👊🏼
Infantino claims he can't do anything about Referees, players, journalists and fans being banned from the World Cup because in every country there are Governments.
In 2023 Indonesia refused to let the Israeli U23 squad have visas
FIFA instantly moved the tournament to Argentina
🚨BREAKING: FIFA has revoked the entire ticket allocation for Iranian fans for all of Iran’s three group-stage matches at the 2026 World Cup.
BOYCOTT FIFA!
🚨BREAKING: FIFA has revoked the entire ticket allocation for Iranian fans for all of Iran’s three group-stage matches at the 2026 World Cup.
BOYCOTT FIFA!
One of the most beautiful moments before Spain vs Peru pre-World Cup did not come from a goal, a tackle or a piece of skill. 🇪🇸 v 🇵🇪 💘
It came from kindness.
As the players walked onto the pitch, Peruvian defender Fabio Gruber noticed that the young boy with Down syndrome accompanying him was feeling cold in the stadium. Without hesitation, he removed his own jacket and gently placed it over the boy’s shoulders.
In that simple act, football showed its heart.
Moments like this are why the world loves football.
As we head towards the 2026 World Cup, may we see more of this spirit on and off the pitch.
#FIFAWorldCup #fwc2026 ⚽❤️
"Keir Starmer's not letting us watch England games til 9pm while in America they get to watch them in the afternoon! It's the nanny state gone mad?"
"What's wrong, Keir? OFFENDED BY THE ENGLAND FLAG? 😡"
Colin from Portsmouth is furious #fifaworldcup#worldcup2026