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@UnknownKLA Fck the Police!

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@antmiddleton Pay what you owe!

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@darrenhayman Anstruther, St Andrews or Crail - basically you want the east neuk of Fife! :-)

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@RishiSunak Michelle Mone just sailed passed this tweet in her great big fckn yacht!

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@NME @lilyallen Lozza Fox just blocked her!

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@darrengrimes @HumzaYousaf 'Our' nation? Go fuck yourself, Crafty. With love, Scotland! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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@biiilyedwards Macca wins with ease!

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See this Instagram photo by @edinburghpsychfest https://t.co/xhxw29BMwB

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@darrengrimes Next Prime Minister

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@Lambrini_Girls It's all we can hope for...

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@sammy_rufared @docrussjackson @rupertbu ¹

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@WFHWORLD @RacingScott23 @FairHospitality @BrewDog @unitetheunion @UniteSharon @The_TUC What they encouraged was for a whole lot of 'equity punk' mugs to invest, most of whom will never see a return on their money as it will never be floated

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@pointlesslettrs Just missing the Up Yours Delors headline (RIP)

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@darrengrimes @GBNEWS Don't tip your head back any further though, the wig's coming off!

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@darrengrimes @GBNEWS Pancake slap - just needs two rosy red cheeks and it's Widow Twanky in the local panto!

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@MichelleMone @bbclaurak Give an interview under caution to the police

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@simonharris_mbd 100% my favourite clip of 2023 - will have this as my countdown to New Years! :-D

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@BBCRadio6Music #tshirtday doesn't really feel the same without Lammo promoting it! I'm sure someone always tries to post a pic of THAT Cradle Of Filth tee, but I've gone for a mucky old Electric Wizard one instead!

Not expecting any daytime airplay tbh! #doommetal

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@imfrugsy @qotsa @OVOHydro Hi William, I'm just looking for a ticket now, what's the best price on it?

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@D7LBO Still available? E-ticket?