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Real estate enthusiast | Adventurous | Car lover

[VusiMbuzi @VusiMbuzi]

I know there’s nigga that got paid yesterday but cant even buy themselves a KFC meal because they overburdened themselves by choosing to be providers. Niggas are so determined to be the solution to women’s poverty that they end up engineering their own.

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

When you’ve killed 5 zombies, 2 vampires and burnt 8 witches but start wondering why they’re all carrying candy bags
(I should’ve checked the calendar)

[M.K.O ♠️ @MkoTheComedian]

“Spend on your woman so other guys will be scared to approach her”

[Elvis Tunde @Tunnykvng]

Nicolas Jackson to Enzo Maresca 😂😂😂

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Unbeaten in the EPL this season? Since when? 114/115 charges humiliated😂

[AndreA 🇰🇪🇰🇪 @INKingzCole]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[LAIKA @laikasnewlife]

Good old days as a kid and my aunties would blast this banger on the radio 😂

[Rheeà💜 @TheRealRheana]

Me telling my mum the gist of what happened but leaving out what I did.

[𝗖𝗵á𝘃𝗲𝘇𝘇 @abdykeen]

when i finally win, i wont say anything i'll just post this video

[Melanin Queen👑🌹 @onlyone_success]

When you invest in a broke woman.

🤧🤧🤧🤧

[Ƙŵɓñ🦅 @akokc_dark0]

"Aren’t you scared management might sack you?”

Lisandro Martínez:

[stillstanley. @stillstxnley]

This is the reason, bruh.

[Eric @amerix]

Pastor Ng'ang'a

[Pamela @PamelaNjoku2]

When I am enjoying my day and someone reminds me that Manchester United is playing tomorrow

[Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱 @Makiadi_]

One of the worst mistakes unaeza fanya kama mwanaume, ni kuingia into marriage na awa ambitious corporate women. Utakuwa unasifiwa na society venye umeangukia an hardworking woman, but privately, utakuwa unalia pekee ukimeza machozi.

Some years into your union, huwa wanashikwa na kitu flani huwa wanaita “going through a season.” Basically, ni kitu kama bipolar characterized by low moods and bursts of anger, and only her therapist, career coach, and her con pastor understand hiyo shida fully.

“From nowhere,” you become her number one enemy and the reason she feels “stuck” in life. But hiyo vita hauko pekee yako; huwa anakasirikia pia any of your kids wamechukua sura yako, the domestic manager na all relatives wanatoka side yako.

Once in a while, she'll open up na akuambie despite scaling the heights, you remain an obstacle to her reaching self-actualization. During that period, utapewa chronic silent treatment, na communication anafanya indirectly through sticky notes anabandika kwa fridge na zile private messages hataki watoto waone, anabandika kwa mlango ya bedroom na side ya ndani.

Ata kama ametoka kuzaa na bado ananyonyesh mtoto, utapata amekuandikia note anapanga kuingia evening class ya “Leadership” to revamp her CV.

She will spend most of her time akisoma motivational books kama “Untamed" by Glennon Doyle, reading the Bible and watching “fire sermons” za televangelist Pastor Joyce Meyer. Sometimes when you're not around, unarudi unapata kwa search history ya YouTube ameona, “How to escape a static marriage” na “Life after Divorce for a corporate woman.”

Hiyo period huangukia mostly time uliacha your reliable salaried job na ukajibwaga kwa kazi ya uwanja but deal zikakwama, so juu huna “escape route, unavumilia while praying to God and your ancestors hiyo “season” ipite, na mrudie maisha yenu ya kitambo.

[📖🎧ྀི @inkandseerah]

English teachers recognizing your potential is the kind of validation that stays with you forever.

[Table Shaker ❼ @table_shaker_]

He was way too comfortable saying this 😂😂

[Jesse Cohen @JesseCohenInv]

I come back to this video once in a while..

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“Women don't notice you're unhappy until your unhappiness starts to affect them.”

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

For how long will one man, unable to win elections, continue to blackmail 45m Kenyans using threats of violence, chaos, bloodshed & anarchy.