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[kate lý @simplykately]

@StopTweetingMia I love everyone taking this seriously 🤣

[Perfume Genius @perfumegenius]

I love it. Like genuinely …

[The King of Burbank @kingofburbank2]

Me finding out from Twitter that Rue died

[official game glenna @glenna_opt]

Your job is to throw away shampoo bottles in remembrance of 9/11. Do not make jokes.

[sunny b @sunnybxtc]

someone gotta figure out how to make Catalina Island into another Ibiza

[ApolloKage @ApolloKage]

Even in the Costco parking lot we are not safe.

[apsarā (maneesha) @semmansa]

pho is truly everything. full of hydration. full of collagen. protein, ginger, and other spices that help with digestion. warm and so gentle on my stomach. and absolutely delicious. thank you God

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

critiquing this monologue for being entry level feminism is fair but i continue to believe that’s the exact point. this for the ten year old girls in the audience who haven’t learnt this yet. it’s to take the weight of their tiny shoulders for the first time. that’s a nice thing

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Principal Kirk Moore, who tackled the school shooter, walked into prom a few days later to a huge celebration from the students and was named prom king.

[scootella @imhvibrator]

me at the office when i’m wearing my noise cancelling headphones

[joggers @cooIpeopIe]

BAT…BAT…we can’t hear anythin- QUEEN NICKI DOMINANT PROMINENT.

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

what a beautiful day this was

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

This will genuinely be life-changing for so many people including myself, especially with gas being like $6 a gallon

[Julie Greiner @JulieAbridged]

something crazy is happening in Los Angeles right now where you kind of black out and wake up with $28 tickets to the 2028 Olympic Horse Dressage Prelims

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Ray Bradbury told aspiring authors that we are the sum of everything we’ve experienced, all our loves & hates. “All of this is in your mind as a fabulous mulch and you have to bring it out.” To let AI brainstorm for you is to surrender the most personal part of writing.

[alice ⚢🍎❄️ @applealicepie]

people want their feminism to be palatable and inoffensive which is why ppl think it’s misogyny to criticize women. unfortunately being a feminist means being annoying and unlikeable and many of you are too self absorbed to let people dislike you.

[Being Libertarian @beinlibertarian]

Anyone else have this song stuck in their head?

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

driving around listening to the new afroman

[Steven @StevenWallaby]

In defense this is a question that has never been asked to anyone before. Groundbreaking journalism