Sass

Putting the dumb in to the smart since last millenia.

[Sass @simpsel]

@rebane2001 @nathankitten_ 0⁰ is ambiguos over here as well. Wouldn't call it an error as much as an explanation.

[Sten Kohlmann @TheRiddimOne]

tallinna linnavalitsuse linnaruumi poliitika:

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Happy Valentine’s Day to the guy who cheated on the mother of his first three kids with the mother of his fourth, cheated on her with the mother of his fifth & then cheated on her with a porn star he paid to shut the fuck up about it. ❤️

[Richard Woodruff 🇺🇦 @frontlinekit]

9 year-old, 🇺🇦 Oleksandra Paskal has ALREADY been banned for life from the @Olympics, they state that her showing off her prosthetic leg is 'politics' and unfair to the neutral 🇷🇺 russian athletes and the @iocmedia that might have to look at her.

What do you think?

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Trying to use voice recognition when you don't have a mainstream accent.

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

BELIEVE SURVIVORS‼️

[Sass @simpsel]

The fun part's that sometimes merchants get creative and just print new stickers instead of whole sheets because it's cheaper. This way you'll never know wheter it's MTM or just an act of convenience! :D

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

Be careful everyone, this happened in greystones. The lady's daughter was scammed out of €1000, using a QR code that she scanned to pay for parking.

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

MAGA is evolving

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

Remember this video next time you're arguing with someone on the internet

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Trump regime ICE troops murdered a US citizen, a woman in Minneapolis. She was shot point blank in the face according to witnesses. Footage shows her drive away as an ICE trooper shoots into her car window, causing her car to lose control.

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

IT’S THE SAME VIDEO‼️ #FactCheck

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

tl;dr 9 month old sprayed feces everywhere

Yesterday Mrs. Smellington and I decided to feed our baby boy this weird fruit called "chayote". It's supposedly cool, badass, and good for babies because it's high on fiber. It's from Central America.

Pediatricians note to not give children too much of it because it's extremely high in fiber and it can act as a natural stool softener. Well, we gave our boy a bunch of it (in regards to his size, he's just a baby) because he loved it. He ate pretty much the whole fruit. We were so happy we loved it.

It turns out, Pediatricians were indeed correct these fruit do act as natural stool softeners. It turns out, doctors who doctor children do indeed know how to doctor children.

Our baby boy was chillin', started making a weird face and fussing. Mrs. Smellington picked him up and said, "what the? he's wet?".

He exploded feces. It was so much feces it erupted out of his diaper, out of his onesie, and it began erupting out of his pajamas. It defied physics how much feces was leaving his body. We were shocked so much feces could be contained in such a tiny body. It wasn't diarrhea, it was just ... A LOT.

We ran him to his room, began trying to strip his clothes off. He thought it was funny we were hurrying, so he began rolling around in excitement. This resulted in feces all over his legs, down to his toes. It smeared feces all over his tummy and chest.

My wife, who kind of has a sensitive nose, began gagging a little and ran out the room. I continued wrestling with my son. He kept laughing, thinking we were playing, and I tried to remove his clothes. I had feces all over my hands and arms. He began kicking which resulted in feces getting on my chest and a little bit of my beard.

My wife screamed, "get him to the shower now! we need to hose him off". I picked up my son, still covered in feces, and ran to the shower. He was so slippery from the feces I jumped into the shower with him.

I was fully clothed, hands, arms, and chest covered in feces, while we used the shower head to clean off our baby boy. The entire time he was giggling and laughing hysterically. He loves water and the shower. He didn't seem to understand Mommy and Daddy weren't doing a surprise shower for fun.

Oxytocin, the hormone which is released from when you bond with your child, is supposed to be the "love chemical". It supposedly makes you unconditionally love your child. I can attest to this "oxytocin" stuff because if this were literally anyone else I would have LOST MY MIND. Instead I said, "oh my goodness, are you stimky baby boy?"

Don't have kids until you're ready, dawg. It's a war.

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

There is something so sickening about "journalists" using ChatGPT (or whatever equivalent, you choose a slop producer, it doesn't matter). Your entire job, career, or field of study is WRITING.

If you rely fully on AI slop shit piss software to do your ONE job then you're a BUM

[Taavi Kirss @KirssTaavi]

Madalam piirkiirus säästab elusid.
Tallinna kesklinna liiklusõnnetuste statistika 01.01-05.11. aastatel 2021-2025. Vaadake jalakäijate ja kergliikurite õnnetuste langust. Sellesse perioodi jäävad kaks asja:
2021. covid ja 2024.aastal vähendati kesklinnas piirkiirusi.

[Lugejakiri.ee @lugejakiri]

Veidemannil on ju täiesti õigus - asi on balansist väljas ja liberastide poole kaldu.

Nüüd tuleks ERRis teha saade, kus naisepeksjad valivad Tori tallides seksikaimat hobust ja asi korras.

[Miia Joami Aska @MiiaJoamiAska]

Mina muide kasvasin üles isa ja emaga ja ma kogu aeg soovisin, et nad ükskord ometigi lahutaksid. (sest paps)

Ei ole ikka nii, et lapsed automaatselt tahavad elada ema ja isaga, see sõltub väga vanematest. Ja kui vanemad on hoolivad ja armastavad, siis pole sugu oluline.

[sepperk @kairesepper]

Riigis on rohkem kui 15 000 last, kelle isad (mõne erandiga) elatist ei maksa.

Me näeme aga probleemi kahes hoolivas vanemas..

Tegeleks päris probleemidega?

[Regina Bauer @atLakeNATO]

„Ta helistas kooli administratsioonile – asedirektorile ja direktor Isabella Riitsaarele – ning hakkas poisi üle kurtma, öeldes, et too oli õpetajat solvanud ja tahtis teda karistada. Aga siis asus terve klass tema kaitsele, näidates videot ja rääkides tõtt. Mida kooli administratsioon siis tegi? Nad hakkasid laste peale karjuma, öeldes neile, et kui nad sellest kellelegi räägivad, satuvad nad suurtesse raskustesse. Kõiki lapsi sunniti oma telefone näitama ja video kustutama.“

MIDAAAA???????

[IllimarLepikvonWirén @iLepikVonWiren]

While campaigning in Tallinn today, a mother and daughter from Moscow came to talk to me in russian.

I said I don’t speak it. The daughter “kindly” translated: “She hopes rockets hit you soon.” I replied Slava Ukraini.

The 70+ mother screamed slava rossii, shook with rage and shouted “russia will soon kill you and all the other fascists.”
It’s not only Putin. It’s the common russian mindset.

All russian citizens should be banned from Europe.

[KyivPost @KyivPost]

A Latvian man has been detained in Switzerland after attacking a Ukrainian family because they were speaking their native language.

https://t.co/sKjbqguzIA