Chunky Balboa

I don't high-five.

[Chunky Balboa @sincitymonkey]

We should have known things weren't going well since he took that Ciga-cigar right from Cuba-Cuba and only chose to bite it (for the "look") and didn't light it.

[Chunky Balboa @sincitymonkey]

The Millennial/Gen X urge to talk about what I was doing when I heard Tupac got shot I'm my town.

[Chunky Balboa @sincitymonkey]

I think we're good on fusing words with (de)licious. We don't need any more, thank you.

[Chunky Balboa @sincitymonkey]

Congratulations to your Father for winning "Best Dad Anyone Could Ever Ask For". He's lucky mine wasn't in the race since... well, since I was born.

[Chunky Balboa @sincitymonkey]

@Gigi_Guizado @eatmoreart @Outofthewings @BroadwayWorld @DulceValenciaS Eyyy!

[Chunky Balboa @sincitymonkey]

When they transport items with longer dementions than their vehicle - 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Chunky Balboa @sincitymonkey]

I think you mean "Conspiracy Hypothesis".

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

I CHALLENGE THE WINNER

[CinemaBlend @CinemaBlend]

Check out the official trailer for #TakeOutGirl releasing digitally May 18.
https://t.co/nGgugK8m1Z

[Chunky Balboa @sincitymonkey]

BANK ACCOUNT: that stimmy up in me!
ME at Chipotle: A round of Guacamole for everybody!

[Andy Alvarez @AndyAlvarez]

Fuck a zodiac sign, what’s your unhealthy coping mechanism for handling trauma?

[Chunky Balboa @sincitymonkey]

If you can't handle me at my worst...
That's understandable. I can be a real downer sometimes. Even annoying so I get it.

[Chunky Balboa @sincitymonkey]

@mikevargovich Like, did you tell them to not fush toilet or something? That would be weird but I can totally imagine it.

[Chunky Balboa @sincitymonkey]

@dependamico_o I love that spot! The chocolate grenache is awesome, too. Also, always take some tarts with you. Their all good!

[Chunky Balboa @sincitymonkey]

@dependamico_o Paris Baguette has an awesome tiramisu.

[Chunky Balboa @sincitymonkey]

There, all better now... right?

[Chunky Balboa @sincitymonkey]

I don't know about y'all but I sure am ready for -
"2020 pt II: 2021: What Else?"
Fucking hit me with it!

[Chunky Balboa @sincitymonkey]

@mikevargovich Ha-yooo!

[Chunky Balboa @sincitymonkey]

Check on your friends who you know were playing the Debate Drinking Game... like right now.

[Chunky Balboa @sincitymonkey]

Somebody, Anybody, Get Chris Wallace a drink... Stat!