Megan Griggs

she/her - things I love: nyc, music, theatre, coffee, art, photography, henri matisse, opossums, thrifting, museum gift shops, and being a capricorn

[~ Liz ~ @LizRiegel]

Flippin’ your fins, you don’t get too far,

[trash jones @jzux]

deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he sells me onions, i sell him jars of spiced peaches)

[shonda rhimes wrote crossroads @jersing]

"I'm gonna treat myself" -- me (who has rarely, if ever, denied myself anything)

[Rayne’s Comedy @raynescomedy]

FRIEND: [over the phone] Do you think the quarantine has changed you?

ME: [knitting a dress for the raccoons in my backyard] No

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

At Trader Joe’s with no list. No plan. Clear eyes. Full heart. Huge ass. Can’t lose

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Greek choruses had the right idea. Show up, offer commentary on the drama, leave.

[emmi @emdawger]

They killed a cop by beating him with a fire extinguisher and it really goes to show that blue lives matter was never about honoring the police force, but about silencing the black lives matter movement

[Marcus Vance 🗡 @MarcusCVance]

Hope for 2021:

[jeannetmodi @jeannetmodi]

HOT Mesopotamian women in YOUR AREA!!!

[Matt Ortile @ortile]

Stanley Tucci’s sexiest role is still the dad in Easy A

[jewish internet princess @buffyfangirl94]

YENTL: papa can u hear me ?

PAPA:

YENTL: papa ur on mute

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Happy 8 year anniversary to this tweet

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Now the real work begins.

To beat this pandemic.
To rebuild our economy.
To root out systemic racism in our justice system and society.
To combat the climate crisis.
To heal the soul of our nation.

The road ahead won't be easy. But America is ready. And so are @JoeBiden and I.

[excessively black ✡️ @afrodesiaq]

jewish people have a whole holiday dedicated to mercilessly mocking a person who crossed us thousands of years ago and i'm keeping that energy for always

[Van Jones @VanJones68]

Today is a good day.
It’s easier to be a parent this morning.
Character MATTERS.
Being a good person MATTERS.
This is a big deal.

It’s easy to do it the cheap way and get away with stuff — but it comes back around.

Today is a good day.

#PresidentBiden
#VotersDecided