Urnis the Untouchable

Let me borrow 20 dollars till tomorrow.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me going to pee after i got all comfy in my bed :

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

They were called Lean Pockets and they tasted like Hot Pockets and they were still bad for you but they had the word "lean" in their name, which made them healthy at the time.

[Urnis the Untouchable @sinsear912]

@heavyspoilers Dr. Dre is in this?!

[Urnis the Untouchable @sinsear912]

@LanceHaley222 Starting early

[‎ً @cyberfeeels]

I miss when I was younger and didn't have any sponsorbilieries

[Urnis the Untouchable @sinsear912]

@Niklander3 I’m surprised no other studio didn’t hop on the train and make an Odyssey movie but with the success of this movie I have a feeling we will see interest in Greek mythology again.

[Urnis the Untouchable @sinsear912]

@gaak_fr If Colman Domingo was like 10 years younger he’d be good, he has the voice for Spawn.

[Urnis the Untouchable @sinsear912]

@alwaysdafriend I got PTO

[Urnis the Untouchable @sinsear912]

Taco Bell tonight, I need to lose a few more lbs.

[kar @bustitopen420]

the air quality sucks, the food gives you explosive diarrhea, we have no public transport, medical care is unaffordable, they’re tearing down forests to build AI data centers and I still have to clock in for work

[Urnis the Untouchable @sinsear912]

@Niklander3 The kids love it

[meme bastard 🍕 @mask_bastard]

What is the Matrix Vern?

[Urnis the Untouchable @sinsear912]

@SmellicusCuntis @MrLowke61182341 @steusmotus Ok Jim

[Urnis the Untouchable @sinsear912]

@britsalterego Well how did the rest of the interaction go?

[Urnis the Untouchable @sinsear912]

Too hot for this shit. 🥵

[Urnis the Untouchable @sinsear912]

I never doubted that the Odyssey wasn’t going be 🔥.

[Urnis the Untouchable @sinsear912]

@Niklander3 @_ChristopherM Rose was his cousin