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[Israel P. Makwara❁ @sir_kwalaz]

@nziradzemasoja Wakambo sprinkler salt rakarohwa nechando, wozozama futi sprinkling lemon juice wazonditaurira 👌.

[Freeman @freemanchari]

Someone asked if this advice still works; it does. Here are the basics from my 19yrs experience:
- Women desire - Time, Touch, Talk, Trust, Tenderness. These 5 guarantee a 6th T called Thrust.
- Men are simpler, they just need Praise, Plate, Peace & Pleasure (Pussy)
- There will be good days and bad days. Always strive to have more good days than bad ones.
- Arguments are healthy but the goal should not be to vanguish or destroy your partner
- When things get heated call a "Timeout!", it helps a lot
- Find a couple or 2 that you can talk to in good and tough times
- If you want your man to hear you, communicate in plain language don't hint. If you want a cup of tea in bed just say it....
- Communicate your expectations.. unmet expectations trigger resentment
- We are wired differently. Take time to understand her brain
- For a man, not doing anything can be a plan for the day. Don't plan his day for him
- Track her days!
- Try to have regular El Classico matches but quick unscheduled morning or midday tournament matches are necessary for mental health

Happy marriages kwamuri!

[Israel P. Makwara❁ @sir_kwalaz]

@VMusinachirevo Mangwana muri off here makuruwani 😎

[Israel P. Makwara❁ @sir_kwalaz]

@freemanchari 😂😂😂 huye bodo

[Israel P. Makwara❁ @sir_kwalaz]

@Mabharangizha 😂😂😂

[Israel P. Makwara❁ @sir_kwalaz]

@KingJayZim I miss those days king, father time did us a number. Great artist MHSRIP 🥹.

[Israel P. Makwara❁ @sir_kwalaz]

@KingJayZim 😂😂😂 recovery downtime leaves no prisoners.

[Israel P. Makwara❁ @sir_kwalaz]

@KingJayZim @TeamFuloZim 🤣🤣🤣 nzira ari kumberi mberi sezuva renyaradzo.

[Israel P. Makwara❁ @sir_kwalaz]

@bla_bidza Best wishes, will touch base with you in 72hrs to check on progress. Muitirwe nyasha, totaura munguva pfupi inotevera Bla B.

[Israel P. Makwara❁ @sir_kwalaz]

@KingJayZim Asi King conrad the way he explains, he must not be given a chance again to deliver sad news or a bad experience, ndirikuseka as if it was a comedy show yet I should be saddened by his experience aaah! 😂😂

[Israel P. Makwara❁ @sir_kwalaz]

@daddyhope I had to go straight to the comments, huye bodo. Africa South of the Sahara is its own curse. We are screwed last number. Mufaro kwamuri 🤐.

[Israel P. Makwara❁ @sir_kwalaz]

@nziradzemasoja You have perfected being organised to art form, handidi newe Nzira 🫡.

[Israel P. Makwara❁ @sir_kwalaz]

@TeamFuloZim @KingJayZim Nice looking, just that moyo wangu wabva wamira hama yangu 2/10

[Israel P. Makwara❁ @sir_kwalaz]

@mlilotab77 @KingJayZim Anga aine nharo, zithigh pano nekoko 😁

[Israel P. Makwara❁ @sir_kwalaz]

@DCowpeas @KingJayZim @TeamFuloZim Nhai nhai hako 🤣🤣

[Israel P. Makwara❁ @sir_kwalaz]

@KingJayZim Serious King, you know good and well the 80s, 90s and early 2000 had no chill. Not these weak, sensitive ouns we got now 🤣🤣.

[Israel P. Makwara❁ @sir_kwalaz]

@MurapaG Pane version yandirikufunga kuti unoziva Givvy as rega nditaurire pasi hangu semunhu mukuru 🤣🤣.