Derek Long

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[Derek Long @SirDerekLongeth]

@npantano_ @lionsatthegates @CaptHindsight24 Well then, It makes sense why it was all over mainstream media and they made a movie about him. Wild times.

[Derek Long @SirDerekLongeth]

@npantano_ @lionsatthegates @CaptHindsight24 I think panatano is onto something and I believe there are a lot of BR plants out there, I’m just not convinced kitty was one of them.

[Derek Long @SirDerekLongeth]

@npantano_ @CaptHindsight24 Isn’t it possible that he just figured out the same poi system that you did and tweeted during those windows?

[Derek Long @SirDerekLongeth]

@Joel_Dahmen @HomelessHubbs No question. Just wanted to let you know that you are one of the reasons golf is fun to watch. Love seeing you on the leaderboards recently. Keep on keeping on my dude.

[Derek Long @SirDerekLongeth]

@ZackMorrisSOL Have you not taken enough with this scam? How do you plan to resuscitate this rug pull?

[Funk Butcher @FunkButcher]

Them: I can’t stand the internet it’s so toxic

Me:

[Derek Long @SirDerekLongeth]

The thing I love most about crypto rallies is that we’re all a bunch of degenerate gamblers so nobody wants to sell.

[Derek Long @SirDerekLongeth]

The whole world has just become a bunch of selfie-takers and it’s your fault for liking their pictures.

[Derek Long @SirDerekLongeth]

@nanok @gregisenberg They might’ve recorded the video before that eclipse occurred in April 2023. Probably should’ve checked that before they released it though.

[Derek Long @SirDerekLongeth]

Used to steal toilet paper from work, now I’m on that 3-ply. #Growth

[Derek Long @SirDerekLongeth]

My favorite word in the English language is probably Squiggle. I hardly ever use it though. Shame.

[Derek Long @SirDerekLongeth]

@LittleManPower @WallStreetApes

[Derek Long @SirDerekLongeth]

I want everyone to know that I was full after eating half of that foot long sub but I powered through and finished the other half just to make sure I felt like a pile of shit the rest of the day.

[BetOnline @BetOnline_ag]

Who owns the cocaine found in the White House?

Hunter Biden +200
Travis Kelce +800
One of the Jonas Brothers +1000
Angelina Jolie +1200
Maddox Jolie-Pitt +1200
Ariana Madix +1200
Member of LSU Lady Tigers +1400
Member of UConn Men’s Team +1400
Snoop Dogg +1600
Edward Lee +1600
Elton John +2000
Member of BTS +2000
Olivia Rodrigo +2000
Damar Hamlin +2000
Matthew McConaughey +2500
Selena Gomez +2500
Ciara +2500
An Olympic Gold Medalist +2500
Patrick Mahomes +2500
Lisa Vanderpump +3300
Paris Hilton +3300
Tom Brady +5000
Narendra Modi +10000
Andy Reid +10000
Jill Biden +10000
Joe Biden +15000

Bet these odds:
https://t.co/gGnprjbbwX

[Derek Long @SirDerekLongeth]

I think the downfall of America all started with Rebecca Black - Friday

[Derek Long @SirDerekLongeth]

Ate flaming hot Doritos. Got to the crumbs in the bottom. Poured the bag in my mouth like an absolute trash bag. Effectively maced myself.

[Derek Long @SirDerekLongeth]

Dang, I had Baylor playing Kentucky

[Derek Long @SirDerekLongeth]

@elonmusk my buddy Joe wants to know when Starlink will be available in Martin, MI. He paid a deposit a year ago and asked me to reach out to you.