big baller shock collar

baddest baby in the atmosphere

[big baller shock collar @sirenssick]

yes its bubblegum pink! and it is tight! and wet! its so tight you are losing feeling actually… oh no you can’t get it out… its burning now oh my god… is it glowing? is that acid? oh god do you feel teeth? does this thing have fucking teeth?

[🚶🏾‍♀️ @chrskte]

most people will hate when you have an unshakable understanding of self bc most people are so malleable

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

I got too much motion

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

A societal stance my autistic brain can't comprehend is how acknowledging that someone has treated you badly and calling them out on it is considered more disrespectful than actually treating someone badly. It's as if drawing attention to a misdeed is worse than committing one.

[josh 𖤐 @blockofemerald]

y did that girl from steven universe name her kids sour cream and onion

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

@smiler_230 moid

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Sometimes I shut down and don't talk to anyone for days.
It's nothing personal.

[ANJALI @TWlTTERHAVER]

I had to let go of my lifelong neuroticism to regain my mental and physical health and one thing I've noticed is that people get very offended when you refuse to stress yourself out in the same manner as them

[27. @dimvji]

i’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief daily

[pinkie pie @pinkiepie71]

im so hungry i could eat the gap between what i said and what i meant

[☺︎ @shelleddiva]

you’ve committed the social crime of acknowledging something negative. 10 lashings.

[chad @chasedbywasps]

I love saying no. like no

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

You would make a good cog in a machine

[cav empty @cavempty_]

they’re not doing anything to me tomorrow but it feels like they are

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

The friend whom can be interpreted many ways

[big baller shock collar @sirenssick]

you guys need to read the entire script of Slut: The Play and get off my dick

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

"Can my boyfriend come?" Will he become taciturn at our laughter?

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

Courtney Love was really onto something with “they get what they want and they never want it again.” So true babe. They do do that

[Suzy Exposito @HexPositive]

I’ve survived enough weirdos to know that intense and instantaneous chemistry between people is rarely, if ever, organic. Somebody is usually lying or reflecting yourself back to you.