Sir Hamlet

Not to brag or anything but im next in line for the throne bro (LB)

[Sir Hamlet @SirHamlet5]

Im glad Laertes gave me forgiveness, i can rest peacefully knowing he accepted my offer of love, even though he still struck me with his poisonous sword. #fake

[Sir Hamlet @SirHamlet5]

Another tragedy, a woman i once jad a tjing with drowned. So sad. At least she was leaning on the branches of a willow peacefully

[Sir Hamlet @SirHamlet5]

So the duel with Leartes did not go as expected... poisonous sword caught me, caused an absolute massacre, stabbed my uncke with it too!! So thats a plus.

[Sir Hamlet @SirHamlet5]

Lmao i found a letter that’s requesting me to be dead. Gonna play a little game here and send a letter to Heratio to oversee the delivery, with a little surprise waiting for Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. #yougonnabedeadsoon

[Sir Hamlet @SirHamlet5]

Now that my trip is cancelled, i can finally focus on making revengeful decisions, i vow to only make from this day on.

[Sir Hamlet @SirHamlet5]

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern asked where polonius’ body is.... i couldnt tell them, so i rambled and demanded them to bring me to Claudius.

[Sir Hamlet @SirHamlet5]

During an argument with my mom, she cried out for help, then i thought the other voice behind the tapestry was Claudius spying on us. So i took my chance and stabbed him. Although i was mistaken, it was polonius. #timetocoverup

[Sir Hamlet @SirHamlet5]

I had my chance tonight to kill Claudius, to finally avenge my father. But i couldn’t, just like my father, i would have killed a man before he repent from his sins. I shall strike at another time.

[Sir Hamlet @SirHamlet5]

Yeah i dont know what ophelia is talking about, she tried to return gifts I supposedly gave her when i “loved her”?? She must have lost it, i’ve never loved her let alone give her any of that. So now i condem marriages #takethatophelia

[Sir Hamlet @SirHamlet5]

Yknow, im not trying to sound crazy or anything. But like i have this weird vibe coming from polonius, like he’s up to something, like i felt his presences while talking to ophelia #somethingsmellsfishyhere

[Sir Hamlet @SirHamlet5]

Words cannot explain the anger I feel right now. I want to avenge my father, by sparing my uncle. Although fear consumes me.

[Sir Hamlet @SirHamlet5]

Can’t believe my uncle killed my dad, so rude... can’t trust anyone anymore:/ #sadboi

[Sir Hamlet @SirHamlet5]

Damn, think I should follow dad... really miss him. Or maybe he’s not really there waving at me? Oh no ... gotta go, he’s on the move
#gottablast

[Sir Hamlet @SirHamlet5]

@HAMLIT29900651 @HamletLifeof #busted

[Sir Hamlet @SirHamlet5]

@HAMLIT29900651 @Horatio80995293 #makingnewfriends

[Sir Hamlet @SirHamlet5]

@HAMLIT29900651 Rough life for dad bud

[Sir Hamlet @SirHamlet5]

@Laertes73608270 @Claudiu08506537 An I oop

[Sir Hamlet @SirHamlet5]

Totally hating mom right now. I mean, she doesn’t even care that my dad died, she’s already getting married again I mean, how rude bruh.
#notimpressedmom #player

[Hammie Hamlet @hammiehamlet]

My mother is so weak, she can't even go a couple days without a man by her side. #unstable #didsheevenlikemydad

[Sir Hamlet @SirHamlet5]

Dads in town, scared the boiiiissss Marcellus, Heratio, Barnardo and Francisco. #spookseason #dadsajokester