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[Jon @ArfMeasures]

*takes bite of Pringle* yes *nods at date then waiter* we'll have the tube

[Marcus Howard @sirmarcushoward]

Thank you, fellow retail rascal, for creating this.

Two days later, some art-hating prude destroyed this masterpiece. They turned it into "SAS."

Another two days later, it was completely gone.

But your work will not be forgotten.

Thank you. 🫡

#hiim12 #thriftshopping #art

[Amazon Piss Jugs @JeremyWard33]

AI is a complete scam. They're destroying the planet to make money off this garbage

[Marcus Howard @sirmarcushoward]

Jeez. Another "perfectly wrong" advertising thing. 🙃
#wildfires #Wildfires2025 #PalisadesFire

[Marcus Howard @sirmarcushoward]

That ad is perfectly wrong. 🙃
#PalisadesFire

[Internet Archive @internetarchive]

Friend of the Court Briefs Filed in Internet Archive’s Appeal — Hundreds of librarians joined prominent library organizations & non-profits in filing amicus briefs in Hachette v. Internet Archive. Read why they believe our appeal should succeed: https://t.co/oKrvbhrfjj

[Marcus Howard @sirmarcushoward]

My sound "town" #SpotifyWrapped

[Visakan Veerasamy @visakanv]

@VictorPopeJr I’ll get lasik the day my local hospital’s lasik doctors get it

[entrapranure @entrapranure]

There are 60 seconds in an hour.

There are 60 minutes in an hour.

There are 24 hours in an hour.

There are 365 hours in a day.

You have no excuse.

[Marcus Howard @sirmarcushoward]

@djmega_uk It's an enswell.

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

Pest control (intern)

[Ana Gasteyer @AnaGasteyer]

TODAY’S EW . #AmericanAuto is underrated “…Quality network television” So, spread the word and maybe we’ll get a third season out of @nbc

Watch list: 5 shows you may have missed https://t.co/MlRM5gQUIy

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Dionne Warwick reveals that in the 1990s she hosted an intervention at 7am sharp for Snoop Dogg and other rappers over their misogynistic lyrics.

Snoop Dogg admits they were so intimidated by the singer that they were all in her driveway by 6:52am.

[Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmidt @GKuhlenschmidt]

happy emily in paris day! i’ll always be honored to have written the first scene of the first season

[Dress Up Gang @DressUpGang]

“Take the Magic Out of Christmas”…” Full Video here - https://t.co/q6WW42hCCr

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

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