cule

[android @luscax_m]

aquela sensação péssima de ter deixado um homem horrível tocar seu corpo

[. @mithkii]

I’m on side hug basis with the owners of the hookah lounge I’m never getting married bruh

[funplings @funplings]

binary search

[erro @rikripp]

cuando estás fumando y se te mete el humo en el ojo

[mmilu @miluf0a]

cuando vos te levantaste premenstrual y el se levanto siendo un imbecil retrasado de mierda como todos los hombres vayanse a la re mil puta que los pario a todos

[Best Movie Moments 🍿 @BestMovieMom]

On The Sopranos, Sarah Shahi was so attracted to James Gandolfini that she kept kissing him after they called cut.

"I remember thinking to myself, like 'How am I going to get turned on by this 47-year-old, large, balding man? Like, there's nothing. Oh boy, did it work for me.'"

[Jon @giftedrascal]

Eclipse

[jackson @mullet_mondays]

I’ve never once thought the stripper loved me but every single time I thought the bartender loved me and that’s why I turned out the way I have

[Steve Schirripa @steveschirripa2]

A beautiful day with my wife 😘

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

If you would please consult the map

[KIKI @leanwdafanta]

Me AF rn

[freya jane @freyaunfiltered]

second of all yes we are

[marlboro ice mix @fourloko_gold]

prendí un incienso (un cigarro) para meditar (reflexioné sobre mis pendejadas)

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

well, she is

[chels-niks @nikssupremacy]

The secret to getting over a heartbreak is really just partying until you don't feel it anymore😭

[xan @G59_Xan]

my toxic trait is thinking i can do casual when really im only built for blood baths and braiding our bones together