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@_fels1 😂😂😂

[Eric @amerix]

2024 Finance Bill: Annual Motor Vehicle Tax

2026: Annual NTSA Mandatory vehicle inspection.

It is still the same TAX.

Reject.

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@Osama_otero Mmmh apparently this could be true man, time will tell. But kuna concoctions za kuneutralise the jab.

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@vintheinvader Manze.

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@vintheinvader 😂😂😂

[𝐀𝐥𝐯𝐢ṋ 𝐊𝐚ṋ𝐢ṋ𝐝𝐨 @Alvin_Kanindo]

What separates "Ruto" from "tour" is simply the order of the letters.

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@mbiti_mwondi Kisisitizi.

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@Osama_otero Haha , read the room buana, the writings are on the wall buana, I just hope that you guys have a seating after these sentiments that trigger ppo emotions and gather the facts, msikue delulu Sana.

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@ledamalekina 🖕

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@Osama_otero Haha

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@vintheinvader This can be a very good ambulance, weka kwa mfuko hio pesa. I am sure there are institutions who would buy this .

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@Kenyans 😂😂😂

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@citizentvkenya 😂😂😂 .

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@amerix Time to act .

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@mbiti_mwondi Even Sifuna and Nyoro.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

I’ve just woken up after spending the entire night at Club 1824 aggressively irrigating my throat with Kanamba Specioo alongside a yellow yellow damsel from generational wealth who temporarily decided to use my God-given talent of penetrating straight of hermuz namna hatari for her own emotional and recreational healing.

Because this economy has humbled some of us beyond recognition, I have officially accepted my fate as a self-powered rechargeable dildo. Mimi kazi yangu ni kumumunya Mukombero, kuinua makagare na kuomba Nyasaye anipe nguvu. Hunger can make a grown man abandon dignity faster than Safaricom bundles disappear after opening TikTok, chesaa!!

Anyhauu, so I log into this beautiful app expecting peace, football banter, and maybe explicit photos from shameless women, only to discover that the nation’s leading fundi wa singege and alleged pinhole camera technician has now become the unofficial ambassador of Kamongo deodorant. This app will never disappoint.

What was supposed to be a simple podcast interview has now turned into a full-blown hygiene civil war. During the Iko Nini podcast with Polo Kimani, Mwafreeka woke up and chose violence. The man looked at Polo Kimani directly in the pores and confessed that throughout the interview, he could allegedly smell sweat circulating in the studio namna hatari.

According to Mwafreeka, surviving the one and a half hour recording session required the strength of a Maasai moran and the lungs of a deepsea diver. Mwafreeka claims the studio atmosphere became so dangerous that even female anopheles mosquitoes were fainting midair.

The rasta man then advised Polo Kimani to invest in two very important national resources,, Water & Deodorant. But Polo Kimani was not about to take those allegations lying down like affordable housing promises. He stormed social media breathing fire and accusing Mwafreeka of being rude, disrespectful, and a fully sponsored government propagandist.

Honestly, I don’t even know how a podcast interview turned into a hygiene summit, but here we are brethrens. Personally, I just hope Mwafreeka never had the same thoughts about me when I appeared on his podcast. Thankfully, Mama Liam prepared me like a man attending a Ruracio with a dented pocket.

She made sure I was smelling like imported Dubai perfume and dressed like the son of a Adonija. She even gave me a lift to South B using that metallic jerrican she confidently refers to as a Mutoka that she bought with a loan.🫩

As Polo Kimani continues defending the sacred doctrine of Mwanaume ni Jasho, Mwafreeka has now positioned himself as chairman of the National Hygiene Oversight Committee. Both camps are currently sharpening their tongues like warriors preparing for battle, and unless someone urgently donates Geisha soap and roll-on deodorant in the spirit of national unity, this war of words is far from over.

For now, here at the Kalahari Desert News Desk, ours is simply eyes, ears, and unnecessary analysis as we continue monitoring this developing story from a safe distance preferably somewhere with proper ventilation. Stay tuned gaiz,, coz you know what,, I gatchuuu. Na kama kawa siku zote sisi kama walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

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@Osama_otero We deserve RUTO all the way, wahali tuko mbali na civilization.
Yaani hio ndio speech walienda MSA kuongea.

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@kibeandy 😂😂😂

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@moneyacademyKE Games of urban at play now.

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@georgediano 😂😂😂😂