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Likes: whiskey, patterned shirts, cats. Dislikes: bios, lists, irony.

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[Smithsonian @smithsonian]

No sandworms here. We hope.

George Elbert Burr's drawing of an American Southwest desert landscape is in the collection of our @americanart. #SmithsonianOpenAccess https://t.co/OotOEC2EYV

[Mariah is Lee-Tired 🌅 @riahthelee]

I’m so sick of seeing Christians in America claim persecution.

You aren’t being persecuted for loving Jesus you are being held accountable for not acting like him.

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@BobLovesUSA @TheElliotPage @SmartAssJen

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@NTB Couldn’t agree more. Thats why I went to NTB Silver Spring MD tday. Imagine my surprise when I show up for 1pm appt only to have car sit in p/lot for 3hrs. Then, not be told it was ready b/c they didn’t know I was waiting (despite GIANT RED SHARPIE on RO that said ‘WAITING’)

[Smithsonian @smithsonian]

@TheWebbyAwards 🎨 When we unveiled the #ObamaPortraits, we shared them with the world through social media. DYK that @NPG is the only place outside the White House where visitors can view a complete collection of U.S. presidential portraits? VOTE: https://t.co/sMcMiUFLF9

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@konigwheelsusa Will these clear STI Brembos in 17x8 +40?

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@sandiegozoo @erinblasco

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Is it too late for #NationalCheddarDay 🧀?

[Downdetector @downdetector]

Nest is having issues since 9:14 PM EST. https://t.co/Se65xCZkC6 RT if it's down for you as well #Nestdown

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

@jpodhoretz SNL meeeting after dress rehearsal. McCain was on (a week before 2008 election) Sudeikis said “Where the fuck do I stand” during notes on a sketch then apologized for swearing when he realized McCain was behind him. McCain immediately: “Jesus Christ, I was in the Navy.”

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@jonlovett A mention in a Trump White House press briefing?

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

[shoving glitter glue and felt pens back into my bag, visibly upset] ok look all I'm saying is maybe you guys shouldn't have called it a 'craft brewery' because people are gonna get the wrong idea and lemme tell you Karen this has been a big let down

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

Trump has endorsed Roy Moore on the one year anniversary of a dude firing a gun in Comet Ping Pong bc of a fake pedophilia scandal.

*chef’s kiss*

Perfection.

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Me: Cat, what are you doing?
Cat: This is how I cat.
Me: I think… https://t.co/KGHgliD5ze

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@PoPville Or best spy...? 🤔🤔🤔

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

I pledge to vote anti-NRA, anti-gun violence. RT if you pledge to do the same.

[igorvolsky @igorvolsky]

Response after car in NYC kills 8:
EXTREME VETTING
END DIVERSITY VISA PROGRAM

Response after gun in TX kills 20: THOUGHTS & PRAYERS