Moises Sitton

[Moises Sitton @sitton49]

“@philivey: Just another day at the office. #Cabo http://t.co/cuGeyxH0CK” que crack

[Phil Ivey @philivey]

September 11th - Never forget

[Kevin Heart @kevinheart4reaI]

Will Obama attack Syria?

Will Lil Wayne ever drop Dedication 5?

Will Miley Cyrus ever stop twerking?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

At Midnight EST Berzerk hits iTunes - but you can stream the whole thing at http://t.co/SfSGANJCEe for now! #MMLP2

[Moises Sitton @sitton49]

“@SteveAngello: #SIZEMatters in Mexico! http://t.co/48E27lS2gW” @jaimemonso

[Moises Sitton @sitton49]

“@Milenio: Presidente de Zimbabue cree que los homosexuales “merecen ser castrados” @betovike

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: In Sicily, gangsters kill the kids and grandkids of their enemies. In America, we have Reverse Mortgages.

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: Checking your phone after someone else pulls out their phone is the yawn of our generation.

[Moises Sitton @sitton49]

“@GSElevator: #1: I already know I'm going to Hell. So, at this point, it's go big or go home.” @AlanSGuindi

[Moises Sitton @sitton49]

“@GSElevator: #1: I already know I'm going to Hell. So, at this point, it's go big or go home.” @betovike

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: People who drive the speed limit are either huge pussies or have a car full of drugs.

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: If I walk away after checking a price tag, why does a $15 per hour shop assistant give me that 'you must be poor' look?

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: How easily someone is offended is directly proportional to how stupid they are.

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: If you don't have an interesting answer to 'what have you been up to?', we can't be friends.

[Michael Thompson @That_Guy_MT2]

@NOTSportsCenter #OtherESPYAwards Best Couple: Chris Bosh and Jason Collins

[Andrew Feldman @AFeldmanESPN]

981 left in the main event. 648 make the money. Four more hours of play tonight.

[Mr. Carter @sc]

RT @PimpNamedGator @S_C_ how would you define success? [Your way, your terms #newrules]

[Phil Ivey @philivey]

I just logged on...apps.facebook.com/IveyPoker...

[Ben Lamb @BenbaLamb]

How do you know when Sammy Farha is in your game? Now what to do w these baccarat chips??