Ninja L!on

I'm A Ninja. Cowabunga!!

[Ninja L!on @sixty9ninjas]

Download #RAIDShadowLegends and get a free Legendary Champion! https://t.co/bpU2ggN30F #RaidChase

[Ninja L!on @sixty9ninjas]

Download #RAIDShadowLegends and get a free Legendary Champion! https://t.co/bpU2ggN30F #RaidChase

[Ninja L!on @sixty9ninjas]

@JuliaHoney19 Reported. This pic is stolen

[Stephen_With_A_Ph @with_a_ph23]

You know what this day needs?

More MmmBop.

[Charlie Classic @classiclowlife]

I just wanna say thank you to everyone out there who hates Logan Paul as much as me....

You are awesome

[༻ 𝐂 𝐍𝐨 ༺ @herprettybones]

Can someone just adore the fuck out of me already?

[Jackman...Forever @TheAlexP]

*drunkenly sliding down telephone pole wearing oven mitts*

Cop: Sir? May I ask you what you're doing?

I'm a sexy fireman, rawr.

[Ninja L!on @sixty9ninjas]

If she had as many pricks sticking out of her and she’s had stuck in her she’d look like a fucking porcupine. The end.

[Charlie Classic @classiclowlife]

If we just threw everyone who follows the "cash me outside" in a tire fire 🔥

I think the world would be 28% a better place

[Ninja L!on @sixty9ninjas]

@klei when are you guys gonna release don't starve together for Xbox one!? :) huge fan of the game!

[Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire]

The day I start tailoring Tweets to an "audience" is the day that someone else has control of this account.

I came here to be weird.

[☥ ᎦᏞᎽ ℬᏒᎥᎪᏒ ☥ @BriarSlyMalice]

NO...I don't have a "type"...if I like you...I like you...

...& if I like you...YOU'RE FUCKED.

[Bryan Liberty @Bryan_Liberty]

A W is just two V's in a same-sex marriage

[Bryan Liberty @Bryan_Liberty]

"Your Mother sucks plankton from the squid tank"

This Insult-A-Day calendar is starting to lose its charm

[Dad and Buried @DadandBuried]

People that don't walk down escalators are why I have rage issues.

[Kevin O’Neill @KevinBuffalo]

Honey, I gained weight to prevent women from hitting on me. You think I want to look like this? I do this for you.

[Illuminated Wonder @illuminatedwndr]

Your poetry is like Nickelback lyrics

[Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt]

When I die, I hope I have enough time to point at a complete stranger and whisper "you did this."