Simon Jackson

Software Developer... I write C++ and drink TEA!

[Simon Jackson @sizeak]

Revive the Stargate Franchise - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/xfEzgJg5AG via @UKChange

[Simon Jackson @sizeak]

Save the New Stargate Series: Let Martin Gero Build the Future of the Franchise! - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/3Bqtm6gOIK via @UKChange

[Simon Jackson @sizeak]

@Tesco Hi, what details do you need

[Simon Jackson @sizeak]

@Tesco why is it that I can buy shortbread fingers in the store but not online for delivery? This is very upsetting to me.

[Simon Jackson @sizeak]

@pizzahutuk hey pizza hut, I spent like 8 quid on a kids buffet that my toddler doesn't want, but when I ask for a bit of grated cheese I get told no. What the actual fuck, I could buy literal blocks of it for 8 quid. Isn't it safe for human consumption until it's cooked?

[Simon Jackson @sizeak]

Every time I visit LinkedIn a small part of my soul dies.

[Simon Jackson @sizeak]

@SimonKewin Congratulations! That's quite the achievement!

[David Pearce @dgpearce1000]

@MartinSLewis

[Simon Jackson @sizeak]

@NoContextBrits "Close of play" ("Cop").

[Simon Jackson @sizeak]

@chulianka @NiamhBltn @emiliallure @NoContextBrits British people with any sense also keep them in the fridge, they last longer. The boxes also state to refrigerate, at least those from Tesco do.

[shana 😋 (andreia gaita) @sh4na]

Wait what, Unity is merging with the company best known for its malware delivery system, so popular that it has its own entries in VirusTotal, was blacklisted on Windows by MS, and was used to spread fake flash installers through the Equifax site?! What??

[JetBrains @jetbrains]

As JetBrains we condemn the attacks taking place. Our hearts are with the Ukrainian people, including our own colleagues and their families.

[Simon Jackson @sizeak]

@Spotify Supporting anti-vaxxers, WTF! Disgraceful. https://t.co/3LzkGaq87e

[Simon Jackson @sizeak]

@Hermesparcels Hi, I've had 2 failed delivery attempts but I've been home both days and have had nothing through the door. I think the courier might be lost, how can I contact them? Its impossible to get a human either on the phone or online, your customer service is appalling.

[Shit User Story @ShitUserStory]

As an…
– amazon customer
I want…
– a $999 internet-connected roving surveillance robot, capable of processing the biometric data of my family and visitors, in my home
so that…
– I can have peace of mind

[Shit User Story @ShitUserStory]

As a…
– registering user
I want to…
– select my country code from a fucking 247-option dropdown
so that…
– I save time typing my country code

[Simon Jackson @sizeak]

@code @chrisdias Any project which is large enough for this to be potentially useful for security is too large, and using too many libraries, for anyone to honestly be able to declare that they fully trust everything in the workspace.

[Simon Jackson @sizeak]

When you disconnect the battery only to realise you can't lock the car...

[Gwen Diagram @gwendiagram]

We're hiring another tester at Sonocent 🎉 It's a lovely role with developers that really care about quality and an awesome product that helps people study. We're after exploratory testers. Remote initially, couple of days in the Leeds office eventually. https://t.co/wSDIQu8GZO

[Simon Jackson @sizeak]

@ROWNTREES Yeah you did, you even admitted it in later tweets 🤨