Sara Jane

[Crumbl @crumbl]

going to name my firstborn child Butterleigh Cakelynn to prove my love and loyalty to our new Butter Cake

[Crumbl @crumbl]

all I’m saying is this probably wouldn’t be happening to him if he was cookie shop guy instead of yogurt shop guy.

[Sara Jane @sja49]

My favorite part about doing social is acting like being elbow deep in pumpkin guts is a normal Tuesday when Jim from sales walks into the break room

[Select Health @SelectHealth]

Greetings to ghosts and warm wishes to warlocks and witches—Happy Halloween from SelectHealth! 🎃

[Sara Jane @sja49]

3 selfies every March of the pandemic: work from home edition

[❃ miss madie jean ❃ @missmadiejean]

selfies from each March of the pandemic and now I’m remembering that I used to be 24

[Barbie Girl in a Bad Place™️ world @missmarajade]

I don’t wanna work tomorrow, I just wanna dance in a flower field to ‘Heartbeat’ from Howl’s Moving Castle

[Sara Jane @sja49]

Let’s GO

[Sara Jane @sja49]

the feminine urge to get a new @moleskine every time I start a project

[Sara Jane @sja49]

@cesmith48 @moleskine It’s the only journal I buy. 💯

[Sara Jane @sja49]

the feminine urge to get a new @moleskine every time I start a project

[Sara Jane @sja49]

@localIystupid @chrisdotio 👀👀👀

[Sara Jane @sja49]

@sexyystel @seadarw @saharanotlit 🤩🤩🤩

[hann @thoughtsofhann]

Movie exec who can’t remember Nick Offerman’s name: “let’s get the guy from Parks & Rec to do Garfield”
Casting agent who’s never seen Parks & Rec: “sure thing boss”

[Sara Jane @sja49]

@ProximityM The drop that started it all: The Thrill - @NeroUK, @porterrobinson Remix
Current Fave: Lay It Down - @ILLENIUM @Krewella @SlanderOfficial

[Frank Costa @feistyfrank]

CDC says fully vaccinated people can stare at the blank page before them, open up the dirty window, let the sun illuminate the words they cannot find, reach for something in the distance, so close they can almost taste it, release their inhibitions, & feel the rain on their skin.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can host an extravagant party at your West Egg mansion that symbolizes the superficiality and moral corruption of the rich

[your calvin will stand between you and ICE @calvinjburke]

The trees sure don’t SMELL like popcorn

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Me ending a Zoom call

[jen @JenniJ138]

i don’t know what i did to deserve it but thank you god for letting me exist at the same time as taylor swift

[Sara Jane @sja49]

@exalted_tunas @PerkyDerkins lol honestly my first guess was you

[Sara Jane @sja49]

@JenniJ138 the post-graduation struggle is REAL

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.