Movie exec who can’t remember Nick Offerman’s name: “let’s get the guy from Parks & Rec to do Garfield”
Casting agent who’s never seen Parks & Rec: “sure thing boss”
CDC says fully vaccinated people can stare at the blank page before them, open up the dirty window, let the sun illuminate the words they cannot find, reach for something in the distance, so close they can almost taste it, release their inhibitions, & feel the rain on their skin.
Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can host an extravagant party at your West Egg mansion that symbolizes the superficiality and moral corruption of the rich