Yesterday at the gym, I threw a balled up paper towel at a trash can from 20ft away and freakin drained it then continued on as if it was casual everyday life....gosh I hope someone saw that.
I wanna be on @joerogan’s podcast so that he’ll tell me about some dope-ass product I didn’t know I needed, and then he’ll say “I’ll give you one I’ve got one in the back”.
...Also wanna go bow hunting with him and @stevenrinella.
These are my life goals.
The real reason I want a Blue Check Mark? So I can comment stuff to celebrities like I know them and people assume that I actually know them cuz we’re both verified.
All the best things in my life have come as a result of me saying to myself “how hard could it be?”...and then it was hard...but doable......and worth it.
@christyredd Whenever I have to search for sensitive stuff for roles I make sure to google search “The following search is because I’m an actor researching a role” so it’s in my search history. 🤣
Just realized that when new TV shows eventually DO air again, people are going to be wearing masks and social distancing...like...IN the shows. Maybe just me but I don’t need that kinda negativity in my life. #socialdistancing
I’ve lost 10lbs using my patented new meal plan!!! It’s called the “I’m tired of cooking so I just don’t eat and come to think of it I’m out of food but I’m too lazy to go to the store ‘cause did I mention I’m sick of cooking?” Plan! Like and Follow for more tips!!!