sjstaton32🪩

Laughing too hard at my own jokes and stupidity since ‘89.

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@Enezator Quiche!

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#HurstFire #EatonFire #PalisadesFire #woodleyfire #olivasfire

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@VCscanner What’s the update on this?

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@ivyeveritt @VCFD They’re on it

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@enews Anatomy of a Fall

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@SimuLiu Oh thank GOD

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@dfarella It’s an elite performance 🙌🏼

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@dfarella She’s performing in Brasil for the crowd that had their postponed show on Saturday!

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@DiscussingFilm This is one of the times where Rotten Tomatoes is SO incredibly wrong. Please don’t listen to the critics, give it a chance. I loved it!

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@HilarieBurton there’s a one in a million chance you’ll see this, but I’ve got a question for you!

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@mattieebowen THANK YOU, YOU PRECIOUS HUMAN BEING 🙏🏼

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@WetMascara “And just *where* do you think you’re going?”

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@DisneyPlus What happened to Shrek

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Do you even have anxiety if April Fool’s Day doesn’t make you question everything you’re told for 24 hours
#AprilFoolsDay

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@GeekySuneet 1,000 gold-coated treats should be rewarded ♥️

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@joshgad I never thought I would ever agree with Mitt Romney but here we are 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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@JoshuaPHilll I swear to God it’s Pumba

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@Stevensully99 So knows she needs to choose her words very very carefully, and trying to get as much Information about what happened before speaking.

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@Stevensully99 I’m definitely not saying she’s not at all at fault here, but I’m just pretty amazed how some “diehard swifties” turned on her so quickly without hearing her side of the story. Taylor knows that whatever comes out of her mouth next with make or break the rest of her career, (1)

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I can’t wait for the documentary on the shit show of this train wreck with #Ticketmaster

This makes Fyre Fest look adorable.