Lauren

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[nata @lo0do0p]

men will hesitate to ask u out but have no problem asking to fuck raw

[anastasia @trveschizo]

You smell like parfume
I smell like alcohol and cigarettes.

[coworker @temuchainz]

stupid woman thinks she's smart because of her PhD in astrophysics, but little does she know that i am really good at toys

[storkii | DELTARUNE TOMORROW @storkiiofficial]

everytime i draw i feel like this

[furidy 🇵🇷💫 @macheteada]

there are folks in retirement homes still looking for boyfriends and girlfriends. the desire and potential for love never dies unless you kill it yourself

[anuj @anujistired]

dating someone who has never been in a relationship is so weird because they don’t know basic things such as 👍🏻

[Sponge ! TADC MOVIE SPOILERS @SussedSponge]

you can tell he didn't expect to get anything. you can tell he's internalised that he doesn't deserve kindness. spongebob doesn't agree. spongebob loves

[a certain ezra of #calwtwt @ir4t3_]

does socializing sometimes feel like this for anyone else

[Rowan @Midnaslover]

When I kill myself can someone use a ouija board to tell me who gaf and who didnt

[taryn @tarynewyss]

train attendant scanned my ticket then asked for his too then laughed hysterically at his own joke

[Lola ⋆༺☾༻⋆ @xerxeneea]

Imagining fake scenarios in my head where I’m skinny

[ant @persistantz]

he tryna ignore how the days fade into one another
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[ದರಿದ್ರ @filtercoffeee]

Boy moms

[REN!!!!!!! @girlderping]

if any of my male friends spoke to me like this i would shооt them in the face but that's just me

[shayla @callmeMaharani]

why do men always speak to me like they’re explaining stuff to me. i’m smarter than you. go touch grass and stop talking to women.

[The Art of SpongeBob @ArtofSpongebob]

A design for 'Baby Patrick' from "Goo Goo Gas."

[່͏ @niggaayaoi]

nigga why do I need permission to use a photo of whipped cream