Savannah S. Kannberg

Professionally Jewish. Reader, glasses-wearer and Mizzou Tiger alumna who firmly believes in organized chaos.

[Celisa Calacal @celisa_mia]

It’s Election Day in Kansas City and the polls are now CLOSED. I’ll be monitoring election results all night. Hopefully in a few hours we’ll be able to say who will make up our 12-member city council for the next four years.

Follow this thread for updates 🧵

[Savannah S. Kannberg @skannberg]

@craftypanda Josh and I each get separate ones to our “household” because of our different surnames so we’re upwards of 20 for our next election! We’ll start counting for you

[Savannah S. Kannberg @skannberg]

I asked ChatGPT to make a high-protein vegetarian meal plan with all my picky eater stipulations… It just saved me at least two hours of time thinking about what to cook.

[Vahe Gregorian @vgregorian]

Nick Bolton, first Mizzou player to score a TD in Super Bowl, says "can I get an M-I-Z?"

[Savannah S. Kannberg @skannberg]

Fascinating explainer on who is funding the ads you’ve been seeing about Jesus.

[KCUR @kcur]

There's the second #HeGetsUs commercial from the Kansas organization trying to rebrand Jesus.

It's part of a larger $1 billion campaign that you'll be seeing a lot of. https://t.co/ZZ2NAHWjv4

[Savannah S. Kannberg @skannberg]

The @Tubi ad just led to so many arguments: we all just yelled “WHO IS SITTING ON THE REMOTE.”

[Savannah S. Kannberg @skannberg]

Yup, I’m back for another season and I’m going to complain the entire time. #BachelorNation

[Savannah S. Kannberg @skannberg]

@SarahGrill1 @Rose_Wldng @mariayagoda @StMartinsPress @WednesdayBooks @MinotaurBooks I await!!

[Savannah S. Kannberg @skannberg]

Yay for @CuyahogaLib coming through with a skip-the-line copy of Prince Harry’s memoir so I can read it today!

[Douglas Emhoff Archived @SecondGent46]

Thank you to the Jewish leaders who joined me at today’s roundtable. I’m proud to be Jewish, and I’m proud to be openly living as a Jew. We will not be silent in the face of hate, bigotry, and lies. We will continue speaking out against antisemitism and hate of all kinds.

[Savannah S. Kannberg @skannberg]

I just want to argue about how to spell Hanukkah. Can we stop with the antisemitism?

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Ticketmaster monopoly got you down?

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[NPR @NPR]

BREAKING: Donald Trump, who tried to overthrow the results of the 2020 presidential election and inspired a deadly riot at the Capitol in a desperate attempt to keep himself in power, has filed to run for president again in 2024. https://t.co/iqIcaN3SZA

[Savannah S. Kannberg @skannberg]

It’s not unprecedented if you sent out the codes, @Ticketmaster. You knew exactly how many codes you sent out yesterday and how many people signed up for the presale over the last few weeks. There is not a single apology in this statement — I’d start there. #TheErasTour

[Savannah S. Kannberg @skannberg]

Ticketmaster, I just wanted you to know, this is me trying. #TheErasTour

[Savannah S. Kannberg @skannberg]

My day has been spent strategizing for Taylor Swift tickets and waiting for my code to get texted. Josh took the biggest exam before he takes the bar. I don’t know who was more stressed.

[Rev. Dr. Jacqui Lewis @RevJacquiLewis]

"Abortion bans violate the first amendment. They make one religion's idea about when life begins into policy." - @TheRaDR

And Christians need to face how fascism has been the dominant form of Christianity since Constantine. This isn't new—it's how our nation was built.

[Savannah S. Kannberg @skannberg]

CNN should play episodes of The West Wing and then just cut in with key race updates while we wait for results.

[Elise Burton @elisecooks]

@KosherSoul @MODI_COMEDIAN I’m so sick of “all we have to do is educate him about the horrors of the Holocaust and he won’t be a raging antisemite”. Shut up. Go away. Fix yourself.

[Urban Librarian 📚 @nicbrewer]

"the Kansas City Public Library adheres to the Library Bill of Rights, which maintains in part: A person’s right to use a library should not be denied or abridged because of origin, age, background, or views. That pertains to children as well as adults." 👏👏👏