Skarn

I don't want to be on twitter, I just want to yell at celebrities.

They/them

[Skarn @skarn_basalt]

@xeni I don't know if you've really thought through this statement, but let me explain. You just told every rape survivor that believes Reade that they weren't really raped.

[Skarn @skarn_basalt]

@BudgetDirect I know it won't do anything, but I just wanted to tell you that your ads are so annoying that I no longer listen to Spotify.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Thinking of how Ray Bradbury said the worst mistake he ever made was forcing himself to quit reading the things he loved in favor of Serious Adult books. Eventually he realized he was happiest reading about dinosaurs and rocket ships and that was a joy no one could take from him.

[Show Your Work @showusyourwork]

@drmistercody Surely there is a moderate position Biden can take on this partisan bleach issue that's dividing us into Red and Blue America https://t.co/gBghoDxXmF

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

AT THIS POINT I CALL IT A PRODUCTIVE DAY IF I SUMMON UP THE INCREDIBLE COURAGE NECESSARY TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM AN E-MAIL LIST THAT'S BEEN ANNOYING ME FOR 3 YEARS

[Prudence LaFerney @prudylaf]

@GemCityGem @relationshipguy Apparently hindsight is not 20/20

[lucy ford 🍊 @lucyj_ford]

not to be horny on main but stanley tucci doing a cocktail masterclass on igtv is the most erotic thing in the world

[Skarn @skarn_basalt]

@b8tch_updates You hate him because of the way he dresses, and *he's* the psycho? Ok buddy.

[Skarn @skarn_basalt]

@JackPosobiec Okay, and what about emigration? Seems like that's more of an issue right now, considering how many Americans have the virus.

[Dumped, Dorky & Dalish (she/her) @DrunkDalish]

@PatrickWeekes @ImaSithDuh Aw, but part of me is like, "He was so happy with his 2 RTs and likes! We need to be more like Area Man!"

[Paperback Paradise @paprbckparadise]

onedollar

[Skarn @skarn_basalt]

@SadisticMeat @allahliker I think it's more like everbody's against body shaming until it's someone they don't like.

[🥓,🥚 & 🧀 on 🥯 @YoBrohan]

@SICKOFWOLVES My hollow void can only be sated with brand named goods and this DEATH PLAGUE is making me boooooored.

[Skarn @skarn_basalt]

@PatrickWeekes You left that up to CHANCE!?

[Useless Pursuit @useless_pursuit]

The Derelict - A tribute to Alien (1979).
#pixelart #ドット絵

[dave horwitz🪣 @Dave_Horwitz]

The Postal Service does not exist to turn a profit it exists to remind us that the freckles in our eyes
are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned.

[Skarn @skarn_basalt]

@davesweeten @kenklippenstein Well, I think they've been pretty consistent with their "We need your vote" message from the start.

[Canslp @canslp_]

@InternetHippo stop yelling at eachother for choosing the other bad option in the trolly problem, yell at whoever tied a bunch of people to a train track