sarah

Literally just out here existing and stuff

[sarah @skemp28]

@baizimm94 Putting this on my vision board

[sarah @skemp28]

Read it

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

As millions of people across the country take to the streets and raise their voices in response to the killing of George Floyd and the ongoing problem of unequal justice, I’ve heard many ask how we can sustain momentum to bring about real change.

[sarah @skemp28]

Happy pride month friends & fam! Ilysm 🥳💕🏳️‍🌈

[matthew gray gubler @GUBLERNATION]

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that. - martin luther king jr

[sarah @skemp28]

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking and now I’m not sure if French bulldogs are actually dogs.

[sarah @skemp28]

After my surgery I made a joke with my surgeon about replacing my pain meds with essential oils and he looked at me the way Ron Swanson looks at salad:

[sarah @skemp28]

@masonlkemp Snapchat filters, like the ones with the puppy ears or cheek stuff. Yeah it’s a no from me dog.

[sarah @skemp28]

@ttoll_15 @NeimoyerCody LOL RT.

[. @SuiNeltwork]

we will sacrifice winnie-the-pooh during our reopening ceremony

[sarah @skemp28]

Noah Cyrus music > Miley Cyrus music

[sarah @skemp28]

The only PR list I’m interested in getting on is @drpepper, just lmk I’ll do anything 🥺

[sarah @skemp28]

Well my coworkers found my TikTok, now would be a lovely time for those murder hornets to find me.

[sarah @skemp28]

@BangMegan

[sarah @skemp28]

@jordangines23 @BangMegan How do I force myself into this narrative ???

[sarah @skemp28]

Upside to moving is that I’ll be able to sign up for a bunch of free trials again so there’s that.

[sarah @skemp28]

@brook_bracken @bigmonty12 Power couple:

[sarah @skemp28]

To all the high schoolers not getting a “typical senior year”, well guess what you’re not the only one. 😤

[sarah @skemp28]

To all those girls who got sunflower tattoos right out of high school...how are you? Are you alright??

[sarah @skemp28]

@bigmonty12 I’ll mention it at the next family reunion. 😌

[sarah @skemp28]

@jordangines23 LOOOOOL. If this hasn’t happened to you, you clearly don’t belong in the medical field.

[sarah @skemp28]

Me: hey I’m just going to take your temp real quick.
Employee coming into work: Oh are you related to Lindsay?
Me: Lindsay Kemp?
Her: no Lindsay Jensen.
Me: oh I don’t think so.
Her: oh you look like her.
Me:...