Sarah Hardilek

Wherever you go, there you are.

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Dear @DairyQueen, please bring steak fingers to GA!

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I hate how fancy hotels never leave room for food in their courtesy refrigerators. Do rich people not eat leftovers or have midnight munchies?

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@kellyemccarthy Nah. Punish him to serve 30 days as a gondolier on the river. I’ll show you canal

[Kieran @kieransofar]

me: what’s todays criminology class on?

friend: cannibalism

me: [gasping] a hannibal lecture

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Debates Motel

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@AJParsonsTaylor

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@jesselupini Twitter needs a super like button

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Got to foolish vacay with parentals. Not ready to kick em out of the east coast yet

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Did... did Mother Nature just tear down a Confederate monument?

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Completely random nostalgia (#crn?): One thing I miss from my professional time in Austin (apart from the incredible friends I still have residing there) is working the Austin Film Fest.

Anyone else have any random attacks from the past?

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@kellyemccarthy I mean, I hear flights are super cheap right now

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@meghanlightle @RudyThauberger Phew! Literately terrified to open the links

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@IAmRPena Accept my religion!!

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@IAmRPena Damn right! Maybe you’ll learn to love the greatness that is beans some day 😜

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@ABrightMonster @zellieimani Your first thought is based on how society should be. “No one does that here, silly” but your second thought was based on how society is “people still think this kind of behavior is okay”

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@windykl @JensenAckles I’m curious what you mean by your reply.

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I’ve had a sponge and a bottle of Clorox hanging around my tub for over a month. April me had high hopes for May me #nocleanquarantine

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It’s been one of those days where you don’t realize how much you’ve been sweating til you walk into A/C.

Not gonna lie, I kinda love that sensation

#SoHotRN

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Kitty’s first VCR

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@paigelqueen @TexasHumor Omg!!! I think it was! It was like 10 years ago, but I remember that storefront and it being right under a major highway! You freaking rock!!! Thank you! It seriously converted me to the ways of tacos al pastor. Road trip time!