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@delujog You’re right to push back. Attempting to crack online accessible bitcoin wallets was unethical and should not have happened. To make this right, I have removed the deposit from your account along with a 10% interest penalty and have disclosed this error to local law enforcement.

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@AndyHickeyMMA Literally every BJJ dude I’ve ever met talks just like that though.

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New definitions of crime from Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson:

Burglary → “Spontaneous residential access.”

Vandalism → “Artistic activations of public spaces.”

Money laundering → “Financial origins and traceability transformations”

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@SMB_Attorney What’s funny is that lounges used to be an escape from the unwashed masses, but now since anyone with a credit card can get in, you actually get more escape by going and sitting at a wine bar in the main terminal.

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@theMakarioz That man is absolutely coked out of his mind. Not sure how no one in the comments noticed this.

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@larpingtons Who the fuck is 18 with a phd and making 200k? 🤣

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@RealestMemes_ Claude: You’re right to push back. Responding with “super cool pic” was very corny A better would response would have been “damn girl, those hips need some hands on them”. I’ll do better next time.

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@ConsoomerLs Not cooked at all. This guy can go get a CDL, become a truck driver, and start making 100k pretty much immediately.

Is it sexy? No. Will it turn you into a fatass? Yes. But he was already on that path anyways so who cares?

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@Dalrymple It IS a tier A global economic powerhouse. You never heard of Microsoft or Amazon?

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@CopsGoneWrong Driver was a douchebag.

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@beyoncegarden ^ Nerds

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@beyoncegarden Nothing like a cool frosty penguin shit lemonade to keep you refreshed in the Arctic.

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@diegocabezas01 Excellent prompting. Descriptive, detailed, and thorough. Well done.

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@doooyle Engagement slop. No one finds this useful at once they’re over the age of 70.

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@jake_demichele @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 POV: One of your suspension struts fails.

On a Toyota, it’s a basic McPherson strut that costs $500 to repair. On a Porsche it’s a proprietary, electronically controlled, auto dampening air shock that requires dealer programming and cost $2500 to repair.

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@naiivememe Dan also ‘roids, has raisin balls, and an anger management issue. That relationship was doomed from the start.

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I can’t with these zoomers who act like two beers at a happy hour is gonna ruin their whole week. Your granddad drink a pint of whisky with dinner every night, showed up every day to work on time, was in great shape, and raised a family. Quit bitchin’.

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@_Lavar_Baller_ They have. It’s called IV saline and you can get it at literally any med spa. Rich old ladies have been doing it for years. Come in feeling like deep fried ass and leave feeling like a million bucks.

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@NonnerBird If social workers knew anything about getting a good job, they wouldn’t be a social worker lmao.

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@anothercohen Buncha plastic bullshizz. Get real dishes my dude. This is poverty-tier.