skoosh✨

creative, self-proclaimed pokemon card connoisseur, and hunter of shinies (full & method) / pfp: @attikuattiku banner: @rat_man_is_swf

[skoosh✨ @skoosh10]

missed the daily deadlock session so i made this

[addison raetheon @ITARviolation]

soccer too boring. if I wanted to watch a bunch of men walk around for 90 minutes and not score I’d just take my homies to the bar

[Ratti @RattiiOW]

Playing Overwatch

[turbomander @turbomander]

hey dude inhale this spore real quick

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

when you slip a little in the shower and you know you died in your original reality but the quantum immortality kicked in so it's chill

[Immortan Joe Mazzulla @normal_jake_]

It’s always funny hearing this while being from New England because same buddy

[Lark @king_of_limb]

had a few too many meads and wrapped my noble steed around a telephone pole

[turbomander @turbomander]

The only “mating press” I care about is when my mate presses all the right buttons on his video game controller!! #cooperativegameplay

[Shwayne Wiskthem @ShaneWiskthem]

I know this is ragebait but as an American you will catch me cold and dead in my grave before you catch me choosing Engl*nd over my sister Mexico

[chrissy @humananimegirl]

BUCKLE UP BABY WERE GOING STRAIGHT 🚗💨

[steve @unkatron]

I’ve shot ropes in places you wouldn’t hang yourself with one

[KarieUnknown @kariedrawingss]

Playin deadlock is scary cuz u don’t know what pervert got a butt ass naked mod for ur character

[skoosh✨ @skoosh10]

if u see me swapping off zarya to play orisa shoot that mf cuz that is NOT me bro #stretchnation

[vernaxes @verzasah]

Me: Can you swap to Orisa their tank is really-

Zarya:

[🔔🦌 Noelle!! 🦌🔔 @EMPORIOSMOM]

The Stardust Crusaders with the stupid Death 13 baby

[rae @punishspidey]

mercy flying past my dead body to revive her cas e-boy

[El Señor De Los Memes @UltimoLegend]

Mornin

[Raven Blackrose @byte4554]

Im da king of da restaraunt

[skoosh✨ @skoosh10]

tears in my eyes dude how do you even come up with this shit

[Atlas 💛 @xheldsuspendedx]

homophobic memes are ineffective because they're indistinguishable from what two gay people would send to each other

[Antn @antnnnn_0]

they putting shit in government weed that makes you wanna fuck dudes