hanno

u either die a hero …or u live long enough to see urself become the villain…

[Christin @hexprax]

Jalapenos aren't spicy anymore. Or maybe they never were. I don't remember anything that ever happened to me in my life.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

This behavior, known as “claw fluttering,” is display where a male turtle vibrates his long front claws in front of a female to attract her

[andrés. @andresmiguer]

quién sufrió más jesucristo o yo con ya saben quien

[🛸 @tufthug]

im going through things you can’t even find on reddit

[matt @mattybtweets69]

You have such a way with worms

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

hey man is anything ok

[cav empty @cavempty_]

they ran out of nails so they’re gluing me to the cross

[hanno @skrawbewwy]

#NewProfilePenis

[brianna @bunnyon1ine]

no like i like u a lot but im just not really interested in getting fat right now

[g @34rths]

Is anyone curious about me Does anyone want to figure me out

[: @sn0oozey]

Some seasons of your life will make opening Instagram extremely painful

[m @skitzocat]

sorry im busy facing the consequences

[crittur @miwwmiu]

This chapter of my life is called ummmmmmm ok I guess wahtever

[crittur @miwwmiu]

Im srsly considering misbehaving right now

[⋆˚࿔ @Indenials6]

i am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star and that’s exactly why i’m the way i am

[໊ @meishato]

sorry i just read your text from last weekend, are you guys still at the bar

[Green Can @aGreenCan]

bro last night was a minor setback