Matt

Travelling In a fried out Combi, on a Hippy trail head full of zombie

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This is me in Spain

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Lied to by @o2 on the phone - claimed to have applied a Blue Light Discount which never materialised
Rang back
Sent to store to sort
Store can’t help

Cheers @o2

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@LNRailway Hi there

Travelling from Watford Junction to Coventry this morning
Appears our train is cancelled - can we use Avanti train instead?

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@SkyBet
#requestabet

Football - Next Coventry city manager

Mark Robins

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@bluelightcard hi. Tried resetting my password as unable to get in my account. Not receiving reset email however - have checked junk - anything I can do

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#CBSFanWall
Haji Wright Wright Wright

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@TheMalonesGB think the wife @Chickpea011 nearly tripped over Tom Senior at Euston
If so , many apologies we have had a few drinks and too many wine gums

Much love XX

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@PyramidHead76 Makes sense
And the castle bit ?

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@jackwhitehall I am on holiday for the dates near me.
Any chance you could pop round and do an hour or so in the garden at a later date?

We have Calippos (Cola) and a Fire Pit

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@Chickpea011 👀

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@PyramidHead76 It’s only been a couple of years between tweets
Was waiting to build up with something hilarious
Came up with that last tweet to your good self
#smashedit
(Are hashtags still a thing)

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@FrankOnTheRadio I had a Dukes of Hazard Skalextric. General Lee would often go backwards. There was a nifty wee trick to correct but sadly after 30 years I’ve forgotten what that was. I appreciate this is less than helpful and I’m listening in the past on 90s but hey. Much love

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We are only four days in, but I’m confident nothing will be funnier this year than the dog watching the horse racing

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Made it to 00:02 today on dry January

A new record

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@BritishGasHelp
Chasing up my last message which got no reply. Engineer never arrived. Need to arrange cancellation and refund. Helpline number cut me off so need alternative means of contact (online help said to ring )

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@BritishGasHelp no sign of engineer (0800-1800)
Website showing technical difficulties when trying to track
Helpline number hung up after “going to check”
Can you help?

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@BrettMcMaster Did you just like your own tweet ?
I’ll have a Mars bar bet for it but I want the draw too

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@BrettMcMaster Inevitable you will beat us something like 12-0 and I’ll have to change my number and remove all social media

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@BrettMcMaster Believe me I am 😂😂