scoots ma goots

dead but delicious

[zach @zachbreechen]

when my bf won’t let me bite him as hard as i can for no reason

[Atlas @M00NUKKI]

Now why would my sister send me this

[𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 🐱 @lookabee83]

having a tall one

[Zach Louis @zachthesoundlad]

The things I would do just to hit a fresh cool mint JUUL pod

[Jeff @MuhNameizJeff]

watching girls soft launch their new bfs on social media will always be hilarious

[H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕ť @HTTP_Lovecraft]

Found this gun in my backyard. Is it a good one?

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

we’re hosting coachella

[Bella @bellachaosqueen]

The CDC recommends doses and mimosas champagne and cocaine to help get you through

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop Paddington into another movie until I forget: Day 226

[Josh Lewis @thejoshl]

rolling up to the movie theater on christmas day

[scoots ma goots @skylarpa17]

people who take their shoes and socks off at restaurants really freak me the fuck out

[BOOMSHAKALAKAAA @Donutkun2]

let’s pretend for a sec that sex work IS easy and that of isn’t a “real job”….why do you care? why does someone living comfortably without a “real job” anger you to the point of feeling joy when that could be taken from them?? seek help frfr.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

I am nicer to servers than I am to my own family and friends.

[scoots ma goots @skylarpa17]

Honestly it is none of my business what I look like

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

i have massive tits and awful morals who want me

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Honestly one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

[Frankie Muniz @frankiemuniz]

Someone stole my trailer from in front of my house today. I can't take this shit anymore.

[𝔰𝔩𝔦𝔪𝔢 𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯 🦇 @occultomundi]

hey I'm gonna be late

yeah it's— yeah the crab again