Edgar Allen Chode

dm for invites to my reverse-bris

[Edgar Allen Chode @slatt_stanley]

Oui

[Roukshiesty🏆 @BeenHim16]

BRIAN WINDHORST COME OUTSIDE YOU WHALE

[Edgar Allen Chode @slatt_stanley]

:)

[KNICKS ON MSG @KnicksMSGN]

"He's the heart of the team" - Walt Frazier on Josh Hart earning the first Knicks postseason triple double since Clyde did it in '72.

@nyknicks | @McNuttMonica | @WaltFrazier

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

this was actually a threat.

[Edgar Allen Chode @slatt_stanley]

ive never seen this guy have a correct take about basketball its stunning

[The r/BillSimmons Podcast @rBillSimmonsPod]

Bill Simmons on Jalen Brunson after he signed with the Knicks:

"He's not gonna be a 'Come see Brunson score 38 in a game' guy”

Jalen Brunson tonight: 38 points with two minutes left

[he professed and confessed to be a dëmin @ocksportello]

replacing luka with cooper is basically exactly what the tariffs were meant to do

[Edgar Allen Chode @slatt_stanley]

Shot so good there's polite discourse on the TL

[PistonsMuse @PistonsMuse]

@KnicksMuse You know I said an awful lot about Brunson all series long, but that final possession was absolutely insane.

Can’t even pretend to knock it, unbelievably clutch all series long. So annoying haha

[PistonsMuse @PistonsMuse]

@KnicksMuse You know I said an awful lot about Brunson all series long, but that final possession was absolutely insane.

Can’t even pretend to knock it, unbelievably clutch all series long. So annoying haha

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

Jalen Brunson has given New York City the greatest gift of all: the chance to beat Boston.

[Edgar Allen Chode @slatt_stanley]

"That's my favorite part of the season" AHAHSAHFIAUJSNF;OSDUng;'oafiszjg'prmdb
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[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

"It's been us against the world, our team. Ausar was pissed. He is the best defender in the world. I'm the best shooter in the world"

- Malik Beasley

(h/t @ohnohedidnt24 )

[Edgar Allen Chode @slatt_stanley]

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[Malik Beasley @mbeasy5]

Great morning 313!! Let’s protect home !! ITS A WHITE OUT!!!

[Teg🚨 @IQfor3]

Fell for the Josh Hart pump fake😭

[Edgar Allen Chode @slatt_stanley]

YOU FUCKING SUCK AT BASKETBALL I FILLED OUT AN UNBAN FORM FOR THIS SHIT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Malik Beasley @mbeasy5]

Minutes ? 😂

[Malik Beasley @mbeasy5]

Minutes ? 😂

[BrunsonMuse @BrunsonMuse]

YOU ARE NOT LIKE HIM.

[Edgar Allen Chode @slatt_stanley]

We took Migos for granted

[Edgar Allen Chode @slatt_stanley]

People saw this and wanted Nurkic

[Brett Usher @UsherNBA]

Rookie Jokić

[Edgar Allen Chode @slatt_stanley]

Every friend group got the gold, the frankincense, and the myr 😂

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

kanye: Thing is, I’m Wallace, I’m running shit .. But I gotta be Gromit too

Zane lowe: yeah

Kanye: i’m That pioneer. fashion, music, all of it. I’m building this shit in my basement

Zane: right. like Wallace

kanye: { too loud} But they don’t know I’m Gromit though

[wint @dril]

i got surgery to become a servile 3 1/2 foot tall man so bar stool media will hire me to carry chicken wings around the office on a platter