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my child, a mere 6 year old, has proposed we add the month of chillember, an entire month where we just chill. so my question for you ms. warren

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@jeremybarcel0 @PleaseBeGneiss yeah slate is an asshole. probably doesn’t even know what a derecho is. idiot

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my 3yo: coffee is lunch

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nectarines > peaches imho

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[slipping dj $5] pepperoni please

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all conditioner is leave-in conditioner if you forget

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@yeethyhaw :’)

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I just pulled a splinter wedged halfway under my fingernail in case anyone needs to vomit on their phone right now

[Bill & Ted 3 @BillandTed3]

It’s time to save the world, dudes! Keanu Reeves and Alex @Winter return in the all-new trailer for Bill & Ted Face the Music, available On Demand and in theaters September 1! 🎸⚡️ #BillAndTed3 #FaceTheMusic

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@buttercreamdag1 oh shit

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woke up this morning and the moon was gone what happened last night

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7yo (watching hamilton): why don’t they just play rock paper scissors?

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jeans is short for jean beans

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heading to the basement anyone need a base

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USA USA USA

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why does minecraft music sound like a soap opera

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@EzMacArt 🤷‍♂️

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kid: I’m not tired

[6 min later]

kid: bitch I said

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crazy to think the confederacy lasted only 4 years so almost as long as 2020

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joke’s on them I don’t have either

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Radical Left Democrats: First they try to take away your guns. Then they try to take away your police!

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@Lil_ol_kat 😂😳

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my internal clock is like yo why’d u eat a clock