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may you live in interesting times

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my last molecule of seratonin on a baby grand piano beating out the backing track of dancing on my own but with only middle c

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taking name suggestions now for the one and only media company left once it’s eaten all the others

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Picklebacks w/Suntory Toki & Grillo’s Classic….

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so mad about how good the dyson blowdryer is

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bf just referred to batman as nonfiction, dudes rock

[Andrew Russeth @AndrewRusseth]

“girl dinner”

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@aurora_f awwww i hope you find peace soon

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@hp4evers @BETTYDR4PER no lies there tbh

[jodie @jodieegrace]

if paramore can perform misery business in the year 2023 then taylor swift can keep the lyrics to better than revenge the same

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my bf in denial that he bought the monster for girls

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@TroyMeaz u r a bad person, dawg

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@emilykmay One time a kid stole my shovel and after that, my mom said sharing was my choice. I legit have trust issues with sharing to this day (i.e., “if you borrow it, I’ve mentally parted with it until it’s returned”). My potential kid(s) will share by choice

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Heads up: The Supreme Court just agreed to take up the issue of whether people accused of domestic violence can own firearms.

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i just learned that the microwave in my office does not beep and i am determined to teach this superpower to my home microwave

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@Weerd_Science @rachelmillman They took some…four days on not sure how much is left…

[Grace @gracecamille_]

back in b 🤢 back in broo 🤢 back in broo 🤮🤮🤮🤮 I’m sorry i tried i couldn’t even get it ou🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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@BigTucsonDad this is a cool student, not a superbreak which is the cheap one.

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@cyber_bunnie can’t relate

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@OneTruePoster i thought the baby in baby gronk came from “younger than og gronk.” now i am sad about everything i’ve ever heard about him, as well as that i have :(