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Imminentizing the Eschaton since last night. A silvered slip of a man.

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@RobHynes It means that english isn’t their first or probably even second language.

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@brittlestar I indeed would like to be enumerated as a candidate for this silliness. Please consider this my volunteeriation.

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Oh the stupidity that we‘re going to witness before it becomes clear that the “19�� in COVID19 is going to be the number of booster shots we’re all going to need before this goes away. #optimism #allwayslookonthebrightsideoflife

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@SarahTaber_bww This thread is matched in tone, language, and (ever so slightly) subject matter by this sketch. Both thread and sketch provide an important education service.
https://t.co/V9zMcztXWm

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@nealbrennan Then you buy an iPhone to give to your android, you get one of these cases for your android’s iPhone and you shut your pretty little mouth before Big Brother Apple gets wind of your obstreperousness and so we can all get finally some sleep around here.

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@DeAnne_Smith I suspect that, after rigorous scientific examination, this trait will be revealed to be the more general variety of MAS (Male Answer Syndrome, a.k.a. well actualization)

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Alfred Einstein said it best when he said “maintaining a belief in white supremacy, whilst knowing of the existence of Netflix’s documentary series Tiger King, is the definition of insanity. Now who’s up for some jalapeño poppers and a cherry soda?”

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Morally broke in your feats, performatively woke in your tweets.

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@generalunite Cocteau Twins album Treasure. Every song is named after a woman. Not sure that lyrically they will satisfy what you’re after though because, well, Cocteau Twins. Elizabeth Fraser can change your life if you let her.

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A hip hop record and book store and fromagerie called Chuck D Cheese. I imagine @MrChuckD has heard this pitch way too many times but I would still go there to eat a grilled cheese sandwich and pick up a 12” of Can’t Truss It if such a place existed.

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@ayoedebiri It’s like an acting class trust exercise and a drunk dare had a baby that grew up never hearing the word no.

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@nealbrennan Leg soap specifically. That’s where the saving are.

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Oh no, are we going to have to rename every street and building that was named after someone who traded in human lives back in the past? Uh, yeah sure. It won’t undo centuries of ingrained racism but changing some signs should be easier than legalizing cannabis.

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@NedPetrie It’s why the Disney Hall Of Presidents is the modern era’s Library of Alexandria

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@terrorsuspect It isn’t where you are? ‘Cause it’s normalized like that here.

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@kaseykupp Insert gif of The Fonz from Happy Days not being physically able to say the word “sorry”.

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@MarylandMudflap @maxthegirl Like a booboo that needs a bandaid it could be considered an #apatowie

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@chrislockeworld Chris Locke's "I Am Your Gramma" streaming now on Apple Music and Spotify featuring the hit "All Of The Butters (Apple Butter Rant)"

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@NotTheTimCurry Exceptional. I propose we call what this was “being Curry Rolled”. @NotTheTimCurry #curryrolled #rickrolled

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It’s as American as Bad Apple Pie.