Danish Anwar

comedian/producer as seen on @JFL42 • @TheComedyStore • @NewYorkComedyClub • @PrimeVideo • @CBC • @TorontoStar • Creator of @yourhoodsajoke
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[Danish Anwar @terrorsuspect]

Britain: *slow ongoing collapse*

178 post colonial nations:

[Jake @jacobkleinman]

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4”
— unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast

[Anna Horford @AnnaHorford]

Studies have always shown that if you provide necessities & help people thrive, it reduces crime.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

The Pentagon has raised its assessment of an Israeli espionage threat against the United States to its highest level, per Al Jazeera

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Hasan Piker: “All of these Fox News guys are like I can’t believe this is what Graham Platner was doing. Pete Hegseth was literally your co-worker and was a notorious drunk rapist. I feel like I’m losing my mind, the standards are so out of wack. We just never look at Republicans. They can do whatever the fuck they want. They can literally murder, cheat, steal, rape”

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

New York City recorded the lowest number of murders, shooting incidents, and shooting victims in its recorded history for the first five months of 2026.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Socialism is so sick I love when tax dollars go to schools instead of wars

[The General @GeneralMCNews]

BREAKING: Former CIA official John Kiriakou says Israel is allowed to spy on the United States, while the United States is not allowed to spy on Israel, which is a political decision made at the White House.

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨BREAKING: New York City crime has hit a new historic low in 2026...

NYC's fewest murders & shootings in the first 5 months of a year in it's history.

[palki 🦋 @themeasuredtake]

both my parents and my grandma watch hasan’s youtube now because according to them, he’s “a little vulgar but handsome and smart” and “just says things a lot of us think everyday”

[Jenni @hashjenni]

We gotta change the rules so Mamdani can be president.

[Dr Rahmeh Aladwan @doctor_rahmeh]

We will all be asked about the Holocaust of the Palestinians. Every single one of us.

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 Trump supporter Trent Prather has been arrested for possessing 42,000 files of child p*rn.

The children featured were as young as 4.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

DOGE was just a cover for the largest robbery of the American people in history.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The fact that billionaires still want more money should be studied by the same people who study serial killers.

[Luthen’s Reality 🟢 @RealLuthen]

This is exactly why billionaires can’t exist. This man is burning the entire world down because he cannot accept his daughter for who she is. And he has the money to actually do it. No one can have that power.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

There's only 2 countries in the world with illegal unchecked Nuclear Weapons.

North Korea and Israel.

One of these countries has attacked 9 countries in the last 2 years and is committing a genocide.

It isn't North Korea.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He mastered this app in 72 hours in a way I haven’t been able to do in almost 9 years

All you can do is tip your cap

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Can we clap for the Albanians please? Over 100,000 of them took to the streets, shut down the capital protesting Maga Jared Kushner & Maga Ivanka Trump. Protecting their sacred lands from these vampires

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

RO KHANNA: “Let me be clear, Netanyahu is the one that actually told members of congress to add section 224 (merging the U.S. and Israeli militaries) into the bill.”

Khanna says the quiet part out loud. Our elected officials are subservient to a foreign nation. We are Occupied.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Hasan Piker on Trump: “This man is a Jeffrey Epstein affiliate and best friend. His cult doesn’t care. He literally said Israel is the reason why gas prices are high and he loves it. He said he doesn’t care about the prices. His fans don’t give a shit. It is a fucking cult”