Eмιℓу Hαnℓσn

just molding the minds of America one day at a time • TFA San Francisco '16

[Eмιℓу Hαnℓσn @slimm_e]

@CW_Riverdale writers, ALL these kids need to be in therapy. Plz take care of their mental health. @RiverdaleWriter #MentalHealthAwareness

[Eмιℓу Hαnℓσn @slimm_e]

Today I pledged to reduce the single-use plastic in my life. Join me and choose our planet! #PlanetOrPlastic https://t.co/kaqXPwU8D8

[Eмιℓу Hαnℓσn @slimm_e]

The @TravelOregon commercials are so good on @hulu I think “wow I’d love to see this movie” and then I’m sad it’s just a commercial and then I want to visit Oregon

[Eмιℓу Hαnℓσn @slimm_e]

Wondering why we have the technology for the iPhone X but haven’t figured out how to eliminate poverty, racism, and domestic terrorism? But really?

[Eмιℓу Hαnℓσn @slimm_e]

#FreeTonya

[Erin Schrode @ErinSchrode]

A third of Puerto Rico still lacks electricity. Many do not have running water. But FEMA will "officially shut off" tomorrow. THIS is the STATE OF THE UNION #SOTU—the startling, unimaginable reality here for millions of Americans over 4 months after Maria. https://t.co/TOCdlTprNd

[Eмιℓу Hαnℓσn @slimm_e]

#SOTUA drinking game. Drink every time you hear @POTUS talk. This way you will die and never have to hear him speak again.

[Eмιℓу Hαnℓσn @slimm_e]

I hate when advertisements work on me and television commercials make me want things I don’t need.

[Money @molly3425]

You’ve heard of functional alcoholism, now get ready for functional depression/anxiety ™️ where you need help but everyone including yourself ignores that because you’re just scraping by 😍🤗😛

[CNN @CNN]

"Gender equality can't just exist outside ourselves — it must exist within. We must take responsibility not just for our actions, but for ourselves." - Actress Scarlett Johansson speaks at the Women's March in Los Angeles https://t.co/SGMjlDIoor

[Eмιℓу Hαnℓσn @slimm_e]

Er @jrdeguzm I had a funny tweet typed out to you but then took a call from my Uber driver and lost it. So anyways, gr8 show. Thx for making us laugh 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Eмιℓу Hαnℓσn @slimm_e]

@jrdeguzm wasn’t looking forward to changing out of my pajamas to leave my house tonight, but you made it worth it #TheSetUpSF

[Jason Kander @JasonKander]

The President said he was going to run America like his businesses. Apparently we have reached the part where he would usually just declare bankruptcy and run away. #TrumpShutdown

[Eмιℓу Hαnℓσn @slimm_e]

@Apple it’s 2018, we want to be able to leave FaceTime messages. Cmon y’all.

[Eмιℓу Hαnℓσn @slimm_e]

Not going to a certain bar cause I ain’t tryna “throw bos with frat Bros”

[Jimmy John’s @jimmyjohns]

Zoom in on the bottom right of the sub

[Eмιℓу Hαnℓσn @slimm_e]

@murphy_dawg3 I genuinely pray/wish/hope that he’s intentionally trying to rally the youths/liberals/sane to really come together for this country.

[Eмιℓу Hαnℓσn @slimm_e]

Just joined the @fitbit world and I’ve never been so excited to be a FitBitch with @DiCicco_Alex

[Eмιℓу Hαnℓσn @slimm_e]

@MaevaMaeve Be a good one
Be a nice lady to get
Be a great person
Lolololol