The @TravelOregon commercials are so good on @hulu I think “wow I’d love to see this movie” and then I’m sad it’s just a commercial and then I want to visit Oregon
A third of Puerto Rico still lacks electricity. Many do not have running water. But FEMA will "officially shut off" tomorrow. THIS is the STATE OF THE UNION #SOTU—the startling, unimaginable reality here for millions of Americans over 4 months after Maria. https://t.co/TOCdlTprNd
You’ve heard of functional alcoholism, now get ready for functional depression/anxiety ™️ where you need help but everyone including yourself ignores that because you’re just scraping by 😍🤗😛
"Gender equality can't just exist outside ourselves — it must exist within. We must take responsibility not just for our actions, but for ourselves." - Actress Scarlett Johansson speaks at the Women's March in Los Angeles https://t.co/SGMjlDIoor
Er @jrdeguzm I had a funny tweet typed out to you but then took a call from my Uber driver and lost it. So anyways, gr8 show. Thx for making us laugh 🤷🏽♂️
The President said he was going to run America like his businesses. Apparently we have reached the part where he would usually just declare bankruptcy and run away. #TrumpShutdown