tim knightley

poke about inside washing machines pretending I know what I'm doing...West Ham fan but GSB can do one so I watch Crawley and Dorking Wanderers...like a beer 🍺

[tim knightley @slimtim9]

@FarnhamTownFC @HarryHugoGoat It looks great. Fair play to you Harry 👏 👍

[tim knightley @slimtim9]

@dannykellywords If i was a praying man,id pray for you Danny..concentrate on getting well.We need you back on the radio 📻 🙏

[tim knightley @slimtim9]

@kevstermarks Probably a lot they can't say due to Police investigations I'd say..was a waste of half hour though

[tim knightley @slimtim9]

@GemmaHayter180 Congratulations!

[tim knightley @slimtim9]

@Misswhu42milli1 Don't know what she sees in the multi millionaire Porn Dwarf tbh...🤣

[tim knightley @slimtim9]

@D_Fens_Ghost Looks Hammered

[tim knightley @slimtim9]

@DorkingWDRS Welcome back Isaac!

[tim knightley @slimtim9]

Such sad news about Kevin Keegan...one of my first footballing heroes for club and country.Was lucky enough to meet him in Reigate a good few years ago,and he was a really nice fella.Thoughts go to his family and friends.#kevinKeegan

[tim knightley @slimtim9]

@CoachRobPorter @SundayShare10 @Teamgrassroots_ @JB_SoccerCoach @JPSoccerCoach @BreakthruSoccer @JustcoachMD @HubFcc @Leecosgrove10 @Coach__Luca @coach_kevin_m As a parent of an 8 year old girl I wholeheartedly agree..you coaches do a great job

[tim knightley @slimtim9]

@theJeremyVine Not rocket science is it?..she's a Politician.therefore she lies to suit her own agenda.

[Dorking Wanderers FC @DorkingWDRS]

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[tim knightley @slimtim9]

@suttonunited Was the best in the NLS at @DorkingWDRS last season,will do well there. Good luck Charlie!

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@suttonunited Fantastic for you guys,a phenomenal player and great bloke.TBH I thought he'd go a5 least L2,zo you've got a bargain.all the best Charlie

[tim knightley @slimtim9]

@SarahMillican75 Happy birthday! Seen both you and Gary several times and you make us laugh every time!

[tim knightley @slimtim9]

Watching @andygoldstein05 in the #Ukopen pool...not sure i understand 9 ball..but this Nick The Greek is good..Andy just got a frame back!

[tim knightley @slimtim9]

@wood10_jack All the best Jack! Welcome to the Wanderers!

[tim knightley @slimtim9]

@JasonPrior1 Was a nice thing for Marc and the club to do..He's right though! Thanks for all the memories Jason and good luck at the next club

[tim knightley @slimtim9]

@RobbieRinder Bloody hell there's some lovely people out there!

[tim knightley @slimtim9]

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[forest fr1ends @forest_fr1ends]

- thanks for setting me up on a date with your friend.
- he’s lovely- just remember he tends to exaggerate when he’s nervous.
- hi, sorry i’m late, i was saving a kitten from a burning tree when i tripped over my own penis…

[tim knightley @slimtim9]

@jane36london @CPISAinfo Cracking result for your boys last night...was a tense first half,but 2nd half was a lot better