Dan

This is my creepy little personal account. I don't recommend following me but I do retweet some funny shit (in my opinion).

[Dan @slinkybum]

I have a Twitter account, how exciting.

[Dan @slinkybum]

@aakashgupta People love arguing against stuff that hurts their reality. Obviously this post is reductive (your life doesn't just end at 25), but there's clearly some truth to it. The obvious solution is to inject variety and novelty into your life. I find this post perversely motivating.

[Sam Altman @sama]

@airkatakana excuse me

[Dan @slinkybum]

@LiquidGoth Start listening to The Prodigy. You can't listen to The Prodigy and remain lying in bed. In fact, I'm procrastinating now. Time to take my own advice.

[Dan @slinkybum]

@UsingLyft @BoxingKingdom14 He says shit like that every five minutes. He once asked Joe Rogan why knocking people out gives him an erection. This is Mike fucking Tyson we're talking about.

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

It was foretold in the prophecies

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Ed Sheeran dresses up as AI meme of himself for Halloween.

[Dan @slinkybum]

@tacobort @thetomska got there first.

[Dan @slinkybum]

@satsovereign @gfodor @Kasparov63 I'm centre-left and now all I ever see is far-right racism, bullying, and propoganda. I'm not against free speech but he's clearly boosting unsavoury content.

[Dan @slinkybum]

@satsovereign @gfodor @Kasparov63 True, it doesn't. But it clearly makes him a lot smarter than you if you don't realise Elon has propogated a site-wide right-wing bias.

[Skelbton the “Wizard” @skelbthree]

Ok so he just makes this face whenever he meets a president I guess

[Dan @slinkybum]

@80by8 I feel like anything Theo Von says would work for these meme format

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

my dad said the word “frogger” and i cut him off to go “i hardly know her” and he sighed big and went “just…stop. stop it. what would it mean to frog a woman”

[rly cool girl @hikingshawty]

first ever solo hike today

[Puck @Puckmeat]

My smart bathtub got hacked and now I'm being boiled into a stew

[Dan @slinkybum]

@hikingshawty I love how every pic has such a distinct and disparate vibe despite being the same place

[honey darling @athousandpisses]

at the grocery store muttering “gimme dat shit” every time i put an item in my cart

[chloe 🇦🇷 @ChloeNumberIII]

i'm fucking crying

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Taylor Swift grabbing a glass of water in the middle of the night