floozy

do what you want, be what you are

[droodle @droodbug]

my dick said you can sleep at mine tonight if your pussy says yes

[floozy @slippingaway]

lazer death beams that kill everyone except georgians

[floozy @slippingaway]

ill reject jewish supremacy until the day i die but lowk china can rule and govern me

[juju @8bitjuju]

u ever just waste 5 years of ur life on 1 person 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[floozy @slippingaway]

they call me roman cause my dick little

[Billy “Box Bruiser” Brazeau @boxbruiser]

There is nothing better than banging a girl you used to jerk off to.

[booger @turdmaster97]

how long after sex is it appropriate to start talking about transformers

[floozy @slippingaway]

relationships destroy the opportunity to have the worst night of your life at the club DO NOT GET IN ONE

[Ivy @yeuxmako]

being bisexual was fun. but i'm 24 now. it's time for a wife and kids. 👍

[floozy @slippingaway]

air fryer on
youtube video ready
living the life

[floozy @slippingaway]

think ive decided to break up w my gf and i feel relieved

[floozy @slippingaway]

they think im drunk but lowk im analyzing the situation and determining which outcome i choose cause i lowk control the world

[floozy @slippingaway]

simon says love your partner

[floozy @slippingaway]

gonna ask my boss if he’ll take dick for a raise 👀😘
i got fired
1 million likes 3 tetweets 5 zillions shares

[floozy @slippingaway]

1 am who tryna be nasty and talk about firty things and flirt jk im married

[floozy @slippingaway]

drunk and horny not drunk enough im drinkinh say it with me “say geronmio say geronimo say geronmio” fuck everyone breh my girl too matter of fact u reading this lol jk i love you i miss my gay white boy and molly and cigs haven’t lived in months lowk kill me i live you i love

[floozy @slippingaway]

my girl has the sex drive of a tomato im a chained freak i cant flock my wings

[floozy @slippingaway]

some credit company calling talkin about some “wheres our money? idk baby go get it 😭 no hand outs