Sloan Garrett

Self-parody account. 18+. Canadian westcoaster. Childfree DILF. Sarcasm-afflicted. "Views" are mine. ⚽️ @AbsorberSloan

[Sloan Garrett @sloangar]

We have to mute the TV in our house when he's on as one of us cannot handle the sound of his voice. We're watching #NEDMAR in silence.

[Fraz @shugmcglumfer]

@TSN_Sports is like to report a murder, your man Brian Dunseth is single-handedly destroying the commentary on the TSN Canada broadcast . This is the World Cup not the MLS, he is not fit for Broadcast.

[Sloan Garrett @sloangar]

@DahliaKurtz Very. My dad died in a BC hospital three weeks ago. He was very helpless and they did a good job of keeping him clean.

[Sloan Garrett @sloangar]

@GailVazOxlade Cute, but that Sora logo means it’s AI.

[Sloan Garrett @sloangar]

@PastorAlexLove YOUR clothes will because they're so fabulous.

[Sloan Garrett @sloangar]

@GailVazOxlade Christ. If it's not business-casual-but-cargo-shorts-tolerant, I ain't applying to work there. What a tightass.

[Sloan Garrett @sloangar]

@PastorAlexLove Fuckin’ Jesus wrecked my shirt

[Sloan Garrett @sloangar]

@MerriamWebster Nobody says ‘ado’ without ‘without further.’

[Sloan Garrett @sloangar]

@Designersnob Nothing new here – she’s had delusions of greatness her whole life.

Her X profile says it’s her words posted by someone else. She has some access to email.

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

I'm PhD in graphic design and Cracker Barrel's REAL problem is they didn't go *far enough*

[Sloan Garrett @sloangar]

@OldManLefty1 Which looks more like it belongs to the American people?

[Sloan Garrett @sloangar]

@BrandoC4 @GailVazOxlade The feds are approving billions in megaprojects in Canada backed by Trump supporter money. Would that be this communism you speak of? https://t.co/dqsUqXjrRX

[Sloan Garrett @sloangar]

@TransLink Bus stop 58721: the pole with the bus stop sign has been removed but a temporary Bus Stop sign has been put on a pole on the corner. But the driver said there’s no stop there. We had to run up to the previous stop to board the #44. There need to be directions posted.

[Sloan Garrett @sloangar]

Fixed this. The "oldest trick in his political book" was a trick on the likes of @CNN who reported his racist birther lies everytime he opened his sick mouth.

[Sloan Garrett @sloangar]

@sqwabb I was crazy about these when I was a kid. Luckily, so was my dad.

[Sloan Garrett @sloangar]

Can’t wait to be 5’8”

[Sloan Garrett @sloangar]

@gtconway3d If you’ve never been very far out of your hometown, you may not know if you live in a coastal area.

[Sloan Garrett @sloangar]

@EmergencyInfoBC Where is the rest of the "current situation" text?
(It's not at the NTWC link.)

[Sloan Garrett @sloangar]

@glenn_tunes You'll never get through to a nation that worships salesmen above all.

[Sloan Garrett @sloangar]

@LangmanVince What does "what happened" mean? He's been like this for decades.

[Sloan Garrett @sloangar]

@michaelbsacks What a kinky as fuck pair they were.